The Metalocalypse
’ themetalguild . com ’
Est. 2010 in Undermine (connected to Anvilmar, Alterac Mountains, Balnazzar, Gorgonnash, The Forgotten Coast, Warsong, Xavius)
Progression & Camaraderie for adults
Looking for a raiding team in a guild that truly values your happiness? We may be the home for you!
▬▬▬ About Us
Currently (TWW): 1/8M, 8/8H NP
DF: 3/9M 9/9H in Amir; 3/9M 9/9H Aberrus; 3/8M 8/8H Vault.
SL: 11/11H Sepulcher; 10/10H Sanctum; 2/10M CN.
TM is a PvE-oriented Horde guild with a relaxed atmosphere and a friendly, mature community. Prior to WoD, we focused primarily on 10m raiding & fielded multiple teams for years. Since then, we swapped to 20m raiding and have finished each expansion with all AOTCs plus many mythic kills including 13/13M HFC and 5/11M Antorus. While we were a semi-hardcore group through Legion, as of BfA we began taking a slightly less demanding approach; our focus is now on heroic raiding (and some mythic if time/group allows) as well as M+ dungeons. At the end of BfA we were 5/12M 12/12H Ny’alotha.
Currently we’re recruiting skilled players who prefer a lighter schedule of 2 raid nights a week. However, people of all playstyles are welcomed, including those who are only interested in M+ or playing casually.
Off-night activities include: frequent M+ groups, casual PvP, achv/mog/pet runs, & more. We also play together outside of WoW – Overwatch, D3, Steam, HS, mobile games, etc. For our social community we host events like our yearly Secret Santa (in-game & IRL), fantasy football league, and various contests.
We have been an active guild on the server for 13 years under the same caring, experienced leadership core. Although we push to finish the latest content & appreciate server competition, we feel having a good time with each other is of utmost importance. As laid-back adults with busy schedules during the day, we look forward to both pleasant and efficient groups.
▬▬▬ Raid Schedule
10pm - 12:30am EST / 9p - 11:30p CST / 8p - 10:30p MST / 7p - 9:30p PST
▬Normal/Heroic: Wed + Mon
Please note we ask our raiders to be logged in at least 10 min before raid.
▬▬▬ Recruitment Criteria
As a well-established, tight-knit community, we’re recruiting for long-term core spots. That said, we also accept casual players who only want to fill in and social members looking for a place to hang out. The ideal recruit:
- 18+ required, 21+ preferred
- Respectful, friendly, & mature
- Continuously works on improving gear & performance
- Able to give advance notice of availability
- Understands his/her class well & keeps up with changes
- If a hybrid class, maintains a DPS set & is comfortable using it when needed (example: healer & DPS or tank & DPS)
- Shares our goal of enjoyable progression
- Comfortable with constructive criticism/feedback
Recruitment is open to ALL classes!
However, we are most interested in the following:
- rDPS: priest / (dev or aug) evoker / hunter > others
- mDPS: monk / DH / rogue > others
- HEALS / DPS HYBRIDS: priest / druid / monk
- TANK (off-spec tank only): DH / monk
All hybrids must be able to DPS as needed.
All exceptional players would be considered regardless of the above needs. Skill and personality are more important to us. If we’re a good fit, we’ll make it work!
▬▬▬ Contact Info & Where To Apply
Officers: Ripndip, Slagdecay, Critolis
If interested in joining, please apply here: https://forms.gle/FGuWbxCMFEM4dqy36
For questions, feel free to whisper/mail any of us listed above or /who and ask for an officer. Battletag info available upon request. To contact us outside of WoW, you can e-mail us at ’ metalocaguild@gmail.com '. Comments here will be checked regularly as well. Our GM’s Discord info is Crit#2960 (please include your class/spec in your message).
Disclaimer
TM has been a successful guild for years because we’re friends as well as teammates. If you’re not willing to take both the ups and downs together (including the wipe-a-thons of new bosses) or if you are only here for the professor plums and not the camaraderie, please don’t waste your time or ours. We’re in it for the long run, and you should be too!
tldr; tired of banging your head against the wall with pugs or jerks? come headbang with us.
serious raiding for laid-back adults, also beer.™
Hope we can chat soon!