🍹 If you like Pina Coladas and have half a brain

I was tired of the raiding, it was a job for too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
Since it stops being much fun, I read the forums in bed.
And in the recruiting column, there was this posting I read -

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, join our guild , and escape”

They didn’t think about their guildies, I know that sounds kind of mean.
Players of BFA, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So most left to play classic, and we’re no longer comrades.
and though I am no officer, I place these want ads.

"Yes, we like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
We’re not much into health food, but the beer / whiskey domain.
It’s just gotten so damn quiet here, casuals don’t be afraid.
you know you’re likely a dingus, just haven’t joined the brigade.

So we waited with high hopes, for new folk to connect.
Ones with patience and love, so we don’t feel so wrecked.
It’s our own crazy doing, with no focus but fun.
We are always rebuilding, but we’re sure as sugar not done.

Since we like pina coladas, and making toons of all kinds.
All kinds of things, we can plan them, once we fill our baseline.
If you like killing ragnaros dead, or the horde in warmode
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, come join our abode.

pst Kiriin#1940
dingusbrigade dot com

:beers: The Dingus Brigade :beers:

New Player on Azgalor
[Dalaran] Retired Guy Looking For US Daytime Guild
Returning Player LF Guild
LF relaxed guild Boulderfist
Returning Player Looking for Guild / Friends / Fun
Returning Hunter main looking for new home
Just returned to game...Need friends in active guild!
[A] Looking for a Positive Vibe Guild
Looking for friendly home
Looking for a casual guild
Looking for a social community to join
:kissing_heart: LF Tanks with no pants or wearing tight leather
LF a guild
Guilds Problems
Long time player looking for home
Durotan 4 friends LF casual guild
LF Social, Casual, Fun Guild for Old Folks HORDE
Returning Player looking for guild
Looking for a New Home
Returning player looking for casual guild
LF Mature, community altruistic, positive guild
Resto druid looking for guild
H - Looking for day time US community
LFG - New player - Baelgun
Im a new player that just picked up the game and found the class I want to play
Paladin LF Guild - Caelestrasz
LF Community
Looking for players - Quests/Chill/Leveling Etc
New player looking for friends
Looking for Players - Levelling and more
Returning looking for guild - Whisperwind
Returning Player LF a Guild and a Home
Returning Player LF Family like Community
Looking to form or join a small social group
Returning player LF Guild
[?] Returning player LF guild
LF Leveling/Social Guild (Magtheridon)
Communities for older players?
LF Casual Family Guild (Willing to switch A/H, Server to find home)
LF a Guild
Returning Player Looking For Friendly/Casual Guild
Looking for a Guild
Starting Afresh--Re-Roll Project-- RISEN ASHES
Returner LF Casual Forever Home
Looking for a guild
Looking for a friendly guild
(A) Eager and flexible player lf raiding and friends
New guy looking for guild
Looking for Guild, North America
Looking for Mature and Laid Back Guild
Casual player lf new guild
Casual Alliance player looking for guild to join(Playing on Dalaran)
Returner LFG - Alliance or Horde
Long time player, looking for new friends
LF some friends

11/10 recruitment post. Would recommend to friends <3


:sparkling_heart: TY ! :heart_eyes: Happy Friday, all :smiley: it’s 5’clock somewhere :tropical_drink:


Awesome recruitment post! 5 :star:'s!

I might hit you up sometime… 'n see what y’alls guill has to offer! :heart:


Back at work. Time to put me pants back on. wompwomp!
/bump for small slow grow guild families- looking for you- not your toon.


I absolutely LOVE this post. Do you have any gals that my wife could hang with as well? She was a loner in our other guild because she was the only one around.

We do @Numb! Your wife would not be alone :slight_smile: Lusty and also Henne are regulars… Hope you can check us out!

Are you guys still looking for recruits Just getting back into the game and need a nice relaxing place by the beach to hang out


open bar, where everyone knows your name <3

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