đŸč If you like Pina Coladas and have half a brain

Greymane and Tanaris
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I was tired of the raiding, it was a job for too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
Since it stops being much fun, I read the forums in bed.
And in the recruiting column, there was this posting I read -

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, join our guild , and escape”

They didn’t think about their guildies, I know that sounds kind of mean.
Players of BFA, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So most left to play classic, and we’re no longer comrades.
and though I am no officer, I place these want ads.

"Yes, we like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
We’re not much into health food, but the beer / whiskey domain.
It’s just gotten so damn quiet here, casuals don’t be afraid.
you know you’re likely a dingus, just haven’t joined the brigade.

So we waited with high hopes, for new folk to connect.
Ones with patience and love, so we don’t feel so wrecked.
It’s our own crazy doing, with no focus but fun.
We are always rebuilding, but we’re sure as sugar not done.

Since we like pina coladas, and making toons of all kinds.
All kinds of things, we can plan them, once we fill our baseline.
If you like killing ragnaros dead, or the horde in warmode
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, come join our abode.

pst Kiriin#1940
dingusbrigade dot com

:beers: The Dingus Brigade :beers:
Alliance-Greymane-Tanaris

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11/10 recruitment post. Would recommend to friends <3

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:sparkling_heart: TY ! :heart_eyes: Happy Friday, all :smiley: it’s 5’clock somewhere :tropical_drink:

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Awesome recruitment post! 5 :star:'s!

I might hit you up sometime
 'n see what y’alls guill has to offer! :heart:

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Back at work. Time to put me pants back on. wompwomp!
/bump for small slow grow guild families- looking for you- not your toon.

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I absolutely LOVE this post. Do you have any gals that my wife could hang with as well? She was a loner in our other guild because she was the only one around.

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We do @Numb! Your wife would not be alone :slight_smile: Lusty and also Henne are regulars
 Hope you can check us out!

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Are you guys still looking for recruits Just getting back into the game and need a nice relaxing place by the beach to hang out

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anytime.
open bar, where everyone knows your name <3

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Necro-bump. Small home always looking for vested friends we can trust and play with. #souls-not-slots <3

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:open_mouth: That post from October ‘19 from the panda, ‘Minglai’ from The Anti Drama Society was ME! See?! I’ve loved this guild for so long, so impressed by Lusty’s fly rappin’ skills! From afar! You’d def win the guild recruitment rap award if there was one! :heart: much love!

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#guildrecruitment
alliance - greymane-tanaris
guildsofwow dot com forwardslash the-dingus-brigade

Ode to Dingus ~ by Rayuh

Calling all introverts, and extroverts too
If you’re looking for fun, I have a guild for you

We’re warm, friendly, a family, if you will
We’re social and we love to WoW and chill

If you have questions or need a helping hand
With an occasional event that is planned

We don’t require discord, but it’s a cozy place to be
We play how we want, but are inclusive of everybody

We would be up for end game content when the numbers are there
but our main focus is showing our members how much we care

If you would like to come be part of our crew
Reaching out to Kirrin-Greymane is all you have to do.

Discord: Kiriin#1313
or use ingame guildfinder and add note when apply!

Search
:eyes: Introverts Helping Introverts

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With a little help from Prince and the New Power Generation.

All haters and we’ll watch them fall
If you stand in the way of love
we will frown and bawl.
With our intellects, we do not scare.
No guild or friends in Azeroth
Will ever compare

We are yours now and there is no mine
And together we’ll love through
All space and time, so don’t cry
One day all content will die

Not right for you? we will not dwell
Gotta play what’s right for you
then just not at all
With our introverts and some mog with flair
No goals in common for us
Cat hearders beware!

We are yours now and there is no mine
And together we’ll love through
All space and time, so don’t cry
One day all content will die

And I saw an angel come down unto me
In her hand she holds the very key
Words of compassion, words of peace
And in the distance an raiders’s marching feet
But behold, we will watch them fall

And we lay down on the sand of the sea
And before us animosity will stand and decree
That we speak not of love only blasphemy
And in the distance, 6 others will curse me
But that’s alright, (that’s alright)
For we will watch them fall

All haters and we’ll watch them fall
If you stand in the way of love
we will frown and bawl.
With our intellects, we do not scare.
No guild or friends in azeroth
Will ever compare

We are yours now and there is no mine
And together we’ll love through
All space and time, so don’t cry
One day all content will die

And we will see a warlock and a paladin
and every baby soul that she’ll want to eat.
Their crying tears, but do not fear
She’s got persistance, and he has power
We will all still be here - love will vanquish all.

We are known- for pulling all the things
We don’t wear pants, and deal with what life brings
With no expectations and a safe space for all
We like animals more than most the people.
And laughing.
Laughing while we watch us fall.

All haters and we’ll watch them fall
If you stand in the way of love
we will frown and bawl.
With our intellects, we do not scare.
No guild or friends in azeroth
Will ever compare

We are yours now and there is no mine
And together we’ll love through
All space and time, so don’t cry
One day all content will die

greymane-tanaris

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