😘 LF Tanks with no pants or wearing tight leather

[Illustria-greymane]

Who’s recruiting for the Dingus Brigade
Casual, old, and all types of classes-
A family to trust and alts to develop
Where everyone slams the Stockade.

Who’s needing tanks for all of their healers
Warmode, Mythics, and Raiding some day
Tanks with no pants or wearing tight leather
Everyone knows we’re squealers.

And Dingus have lots of chores
We don’t go outdoors
and are such great Mentors
Rum will be poured.
(Rum will be poured!)
And we’re carnivores.
(And we’re carnivores!)

Think that you’re Dingus Enough?
Yes, we are liking it rough!
But most are not that tough.
Not that tough…
(Not that tough)
Join the Brigade
(The Dingus Brigade)

Who’s posting in the blizzard recruitment
Looking for tanks that can hold their own beer
Who’s asking ya’ll for old, casual players
Everyone knows I’m 'lusty.

pst Kiriin#1940
dingusbrigade dot com

The Dingus Brigade
Alliance-Greymane-Tanaris

If you like Pina Coladas and have half a brain

I was tired of the raiding, it was a job for too long. Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. Since it stops being much fun, I read the forums in bed. And in the recruiting column, there was this posting I read - “If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape We’re the love that you’ve looked for, join our guild , and escape” They didn’t think about their gui…

[Illustría-greymane]

#bumping, even though ‘windy’ isn’t nearly as popular as ‘if you like pina coladas’

[Codvandamme-stormrage]

I mean, I can wear no pants?

[Illustria-greymane]

no… pants…
no shield (pally/warrior…) whatever works for you, yo
I love me a good challenge! <3

[Codvandamme-stormrage]

I dont use shields. I like face tanking…sometimes in the bear
I mean bear…

[Illustria-greymane]

I saw… hence I qualified. but you’d likely be one that looks great in a pair of leather pants.