What Would Diablo 5 Look Like

Zoom in on your character in D4. Probably will look something like that.

You do realize that most of Diablo 4 haters do that without the humor daily ? Would you intervene on them too or only for the ones you disagree with ? :wink:

Loot vending machines for everyone. :smiley:

Cutting the grass is more entertaining than diablo 4, so watching it grow is probably better than diablo 5. Id rather do my 9-5 than play modern games. The switch has the best games and there geared towards children

Diablo is a 5-headed hydra demon in D5.

You dont listen to angry irrational kripp saltlords.

You dont listen to D4 is perfect in every way worshippers either.

You listen to me (bursting with creativity) who made a complete series how to turn this around with 30 years of gaming experience.

Table of Contents
x1. Improvements, Fixes, QoL = 30 Improvements, Fixes, QoL
x2. Calendar = Calendar System Makes Happy Eyeballs
x3. Companion App = Diablo 4 Mobile Companion App
x4. Paragon Stones = Paragon Stones give spinach muscled arms!
x5. Obol Vendor = Obol Vendor becomes a conglomerate!
x6. Build Safezone = Build your own Safezone and gain bonuses with components!
x7. FLEX = NEW FLEX affix is approved by Arnold Schwarzenegger
x8. Shrines = Expanded Shrine System gives better mojo ⛪
x9. Set Items = Set items get Deckard Cain to stay awhile and listen
x10. Treasure Gremlin = Treasure Gremlins are pregnant with goblins!
x11. Empowerment Levels = Empowerment levels gives players purpose at LV 100!
x12. Nightmare Dungeon Affixes = Nightmare Dungeon Affixes can git gud with this updated system! 👍
x13. ChallengeDungeons = Challenge Dungeons make you git gud!
x14. Dungeon Rarity = Dungeon Rarity brings all the boys to the yard!
x15. Legendry Glyphs = Legendary Glyphs make pp into PP
x16. New Helltides = This Updated Helltide system has chance for hell to freeze over. 👿
x17. Eternal Game Modes = NEW Eternal Game Modes are a spicy meatball! 🧆
x18. Events = Event Rarity Makes People Borat I am Excite! 💖
x19. Primals = Octimus Primals! 🕗
x20. Crafting = Why did you Make like a Crafting Skill Tree and 🥬 this out!
x21. Reputation Crafters = Reputation Vendors / Crafters are a Hikaru Juicer 🧃
x22. Gems = He went to Jared to get this Gems upgrade! 💎
x23. Upgraded Occulist =
24. Strongholds Reloaded = TBA
25. Sage Vendor = TBA
26. DPS dummies = TBA
27. Blessing Vendor = TBA
28. Login Bonus = TBA
29. Casino = TBA
30. Pets = TBA
31. Shoulder Gear Slot = TBA
32. Earring Gear Slot = TBA
33. Mount Skill Tree = TBA
34. Cosmetic Shop Expansion = TBA
35. The Bazaar = TBA

Single Player offline, with optional multiplayer online.
Mod-able.

I am going to go through your list. Some of your ideas are very interesting, although I don’t agree with all. :slight_smile: But at least you seem to be trying, which is more that I can say about the DIV devs. :expressionless:

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Appreciate the kind words.

D5 will look like a game that isnt in my game library.

And if Blizzard develops it in their echo chamber, D5 will have 1 inventory slot shared by the entire server. Whoever has there item in the stash gets the lowest server ping and a racecar named “Diablo” (you can’t fight the car, no fighting Diablo in Diablo games.) The final boss is just a dollar sign that you can defeat by connecting your paypal/credit card info to it. The final boss is also the start menu.

Again, another passive aggressive comment, you have not seen/heard my opinions on that matter.
You are being emotional, and letting yourself controlled by those emotions, because you are either weak-minded or simply just trolling.
I highly suggest you stop gaming and reading some serious books. science for dummies would be a nice start.

If we’re making a dream list…

Completely change the stupid tradition of seasons. Any character can be played when a season starts. The only disadvantage will be new characters being the only ones that can compete on leaderboards.

Seasons don’t start until a full four months after game’s release. Seasons also run for four months instead of three.

Offline mode for those of us who don’t give two flips about playing with others.

LFG finder for those that need help getting thru a dungeon, but NO gear advantage of any kind for doing so and no leaderboard either. The group finder is to help players get through difficult content, not gain an advantage over solo players.

Auction house only for trading and no personal trading between players. If you want to trade, do it out in the open on the auction house.

Four acts for the campaign.
Act 1 levels 1-20
Act 2 levels 20-40
Act 3 levels 50-60 paragons start at 50
Act 4 levels 60-70

Level 70 would be the last level and paragons would have an endpoint. Maybe enough to cover four complete boards.\

And scr#w world tiers. Players shouldn’t have to complete some special dungeon to advance the difficulty. Difficulty should naturally increase the higher a player levels. If a player can’t handle that, then they can go play a Mickey Mouse game.

a unfinished D4 lol…

We know what d5 will look like already

Less value that d4

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Um, ok. I don’t think you are paying attention to what people are upset about. It really is none of these things.

sounds like thr POE model

Imagine a black screen

D5 is postponed into cancellation after projected sales doesn’t meet budget BP.

30% better graphics.

90% more belt buckles on the rogue gear, like the last store set had 17, in Diablo 5 it will have 160 belts.

1 more color shader, teal and pink. Ultimate version only.

For 30$ you will be able to paint your horses hooves red.