Quilen & Cloud Teahouse
“Slow down. Life is meant to be savored."
Sundays at 4 PM in Sri La
HOME LOCATION: Sri-La Inn, Sri-La Village (OOC) Kunbo’s Wharf (IC)
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Upcoming special Teahouse events:
Sunday Feb 25th: “TENTH ANNIVERSARY CELBRATION”
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Phase 1 (aka “The Feast”)
Start Location: Mistfall Village, Vale of Eternal Blossoms
the outdoor seating area near the pond side of the villageStart Time: 4:30 PM (half-hour later than usual)
be sure to see Zidormi at the Seat of Knowledge and make sure you are in the old pre-BFA version of the zone. Also Chromie-time off.
Kunbo will be preparing food to order
.phase 2 (aka the “Beach Party”)
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Location: Turtle Beach, Krasarang Wilds
if you take a break after teahouse, gather beginning at sometime after 8 PM
bonfire snacks, general merriment, including Wanderer’s Festival activities at 9 PM
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inky black potions strongly recommended for evening ambience at both phases.
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CURRENT MENU:
TEAS
Jade (jasmine), also available chilled
Black Turtle (smoked during curing)
Ruby Dragon (with cherry & mild spice)
Roasted Barley (have it Grummle-style, add some yak butter!)
Honeymint, also available chilled
TimelessFRUIT NECTARS
(chilled)
Falling Blossoms, pressed from fruit blossom petals
Blue Child, snow plums picked by moonlightHOT POTS
Tea Bone Soup
yellow tea leaves, sliced 100 year eggs, lemongrass, fish backbone brothFour Celestials Soup
green (spinach flour) noodles, red bell pepper, black morels, white jasmine blossoms, vegetable brothBREAD BOWL SOUP
kernel corn, potato chunks & shallots in thick pumpkin soup, served in a hollowed out rye bread loaf with toasted croutons. Melted cheese optional.DUMPLINGS
Garden mixed vegetables
Grotto kimchee with squid ink
Spider Surpise minced crab, with red bean paste & rice
Riverbank salmon & cranberries
Spring bamboo shoots & lemongrass
Summer forest mushrooms & jasmine blossoms
Autumn stewed apricots & bamboo shoots
Winter spicy yak, rice, onion & garlic chunksNOODLES
Seabreeze Noodles spinach noodles, pricklevine juice & olive oil dressing, crumbled salty yak cheese, sprinkle of black turtle tea leavesSWEETS
Dragon Candy - red hot spicy jawbreakers
Honey-Dipped Deep-Fried Sweet Buns
available for private parties or offsite catering
What’s Up at the Teahouse:
“Slow down. Life is meant to be savored”:
Immersive IC socializing.
Non-aligned: All amiable characters of any affiliation are welcome! No Fighting, No Biting. Leave politics & religion outside.
Mandatory-use Weapons Rack is prominently placed (OOC = mailbox). This includes staves of all descriptions, as well as anything that appears weapon-like even if it’s not a weapon IC.
Come when you want & leave when you need to.
- In keeping with the relaxed ambience, we operate on “Pandaren Time”. Life is meant to be savored slowly, as the saying goes. Doors open when the staff gets there – might be earlier than the official start time or a few minutes late.
- Pandaren is our first language, so expect the locals to be nomnomming from time to time.
- All patrons are welcome to use elixir of tongues, but not required. Some genuine IC translation is available. …
- Inky Black Potions recommended as well. Evenings by the seashore are indescribable.
No Fighting, No Biting
- Leave politics & religion outside.
- Mandatory-use Weapons Rack is prominently placed (OOC = mailbox). This includes staves and potentially weapon-like off-hand items of all descriptions. Rare exceptions for IC health-related support may be made - if arranged in advance.
In addition to the scheduled public evenings, from time to time the teahouse may be open for special events. For example, we might be setting up our portable tea stand at an open event. Or celebrating a holiday together off somewhere else. Or, a guild or other group might reserve the premises for a private function. To kick off this new kind of fun …
A BIT OF IC DESCRIPTION:
Kunbo’s shipping warehouse in Sri-La Village has been renovated as a improved and more spacious teahouse with modest living quarters upstairs. Coming to the teahouse is coming to his home - a quiet corner away from the hurlyburly where you can take off your shoes, enjoy a tasty bite & a cuppa, and a friendly conversation with some interesting people.
“Kunbo’s Wharf” is a little bit of unobtrusive headcanon. As we all know, settlements the world over are larger than in-game. Made a map showing the approximate location within Sri-La Village.
<<>> tinyurl dot com/QCTeaSriLaMap
A more detailed IC description of the renovated Quilen & Cloud Teahouse is in the works.
“Slow down. Life is meant to be savored.”
