Hear yee Lord Kaivax! A great war is being waged in these forums and I… Grand Warlock Deznocturna, have come with the hottest of hot takes, the most unbiased of proposals, the solution to the LFD faction war…/sarcasm
For weeks the forums have been subject to many great attrocities, duplicate threads, wanton trolling and worst of all… lemonfont posts. But no more.
From the twisting nether i have studied the arcane texts from a time long since past. I have checked the calculations, carried the zeroes and arrived at a solution that will only mildly annoy both parties.
The solution is simple, a phased roll out of the LFD system to support dwindling populations as content recedes into redundancy. And so… i propose:
- Phase 1 (Naxx), LFD restricted to normal mode 1-70 dungeons (note this does not include pre-patch)
- Phase 2 (Ulduar), 70-80 normal modes added to LFD.
- Phase 3 (TotGC), 80 heroics added to LFD. TotC 5 man normal and heroic excluded from LFD tool.
- Phase 4 (ICC), normal and heroic TotC 5 mans added to LFD. ICC 5 mans excluded from LFD entirely.
Go now, carry the solution before the one they call… “The Birming of Hams” and tell him to ponder it well. Only yee have the power to quell the unrest of the forums… only you can bring about the wrath dream we are all chasing.
Now before the comments unanimously suppprt this mind blowing idea of mine, let me just go grab a bowl of cringe flakes with a dusting of copium before i return to the twisting nether.