The usual trolls will deny my reality, but facts are facts. I’m going to quit my job and do this full time next week. I bet I can get over 1,000 next week.
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Why the hell would you quit your job for a video game unless if you’re going pro, which you are definitely not
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unless you’re literally the worst player in the world… the odds of this are
1 in 180736893357325919804742965901096183254486650358500961579737723575212405143116703993975930943694719806137463391890175780999890999416217020648099397663164550811570949854893831716648452639533025774320471006645409943407034368
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I am without question literally the worst player on earth. W4KCDA
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you played 735 matches this week? i barely managed to play 10
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Then that sounds like a you issue and not an MMR issue
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You’re assuming a 50/50 chance, which might not necessarily be the case. The matchmaker is often unable to balance matches properly in arcade/qp due to queue time constraints and other factors. An extraordinarily bad player can easily ruin a team singlehandedly. The same goes for players with improper MMR or vise versa for very good players.
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Would you like to know the probability with a 1% chance of winning?
(It’s not all that much better)
Like the facts that your account logs approximately the same win % as most average players on QP games and you regularly broadcast yourself actually winning therefor statistically making it extremely unlikely that even when subjected to the wonders of arcade you cannot win ANY games?
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If a player is intentionally throwing every match in overwatch their long-run win percentage could easily be <1%.
It’s not about win percentage. It’s the probability of losing 735 games straight. Even if you had a 1% chance of winning each game, the probability (~0.06%) is still far too low to be taken seriously.
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Death match? Because that one actually requires you to be good. I can’t win that one either. XD I think I’ve won 2 in my entire playtime.
But if it’s any other mode … don’t know what to tell you. May I offer you a four-leaf clover in this trying time?
Strike that. Up to 767 after the last couple hours of play. If I could stay up all night I’m sure I could hit 1,000 by morning. Heck, at the rate they’ve been going tonight I could hit 1,000 in a couple more hours.
Hey it’s that guy who can never wins a game again!
Should we point and laugh, or keep scrolling?
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Strange, his profile says he’s won 4641 games 
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and once again no proof of you losing that many in a row
Because he’s a lying troll, obviously. Even an AFK person would have won a game by then, just from getting matched with people that carried them.
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yup, good chance he has around 50% WR, but Ethernyet has his own requirements for what is a win and what not so thats why he doesnt “win” because it doesnt meet his requirements
His requirements are intentionally impossible so he can pretend he never wins. I just feel bad for the folks who don’t know and try to help him out.
How are they “intentionally impossible”? Not counting leavers on the other team, not counting downranking smurfs on the other team, not counting getting grouped with upranking smurfs on my team, etc. These are all statistical anomalies and therefore shouldn’t count for anyone in those games.