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As bad cheesy and awfull as they can get plz

If Varian goes to a wedding why does he always signs +1 on the guestlist
Because he always goes twins

How does Sonya change a lightbulb?
She spins to win

Butcher: FRESH MEAT
Gordon Ramsey: ITS RAW!!!

How does Raynor eats his food
He puts some pepper on it

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Whitemane and Greymane have a child. What do they name it?

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Its been a while since I wanted to give 2 likes.

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Why Leoric never goes to the club? Because he got no body to dance with.
Why they always stop Murky at the airport? He looks fishy.

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Why was Chromie sitting in the corner? Cause she needed a time out.

Medivh is really into shiny things.

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Why Tassadar spams his walls? To protect his virginity.
What Cpt. Marvel and Tracer got in common? Tiny butts and weird haircuts.

Lannisters send their regards to 2 forum nubs.

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Why does my team die too often? They have no morales

Whats the difference between Valla and Sylvanas? One can cross bows.

Nazee’s ultimate completes him. It really makes you say “boo”

What would anduin say to his father when he was on the airship? “Take a leap of faith” (sorry that was a wittle dark)

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why did nazeebo crossed the road ?
hes got friends on the other side .

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Dehaka: I just flew in from zerus and boy are my arms tired. Probably should’ve adapted wings.

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When Tass is around, the writing is on the wall.

I always go to The Butcher at the Cathedral, he always has FRESH MEAT!

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Who is Sonya’s favourite healer? Mal-fury-on.

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These jokes really leave me in Stitches. :rofl:

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These are puns not dad jokes. 2/10

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I don’t get it…

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Whitish-Greymane or Greyish-Whitemane

Silvermane.

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Silvermane, now thts unbeatable :slight_smile:

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Black is not between Grey and White, Grey is in the middle between White and Black though, try again.

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-Rexxar- Bear with me guys, this game does look a bit unbearable at the moment but I’m being furrreal about clawing our way back to victory.

Why is Malfurion listed as a supporter? Its because he is rooting for his team.

Chen and Li Li create Pandamonium wherever they go. It’s unbearable.

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haha, nevermind the science of colours :smiley: ,

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Ok, muting this thread, I can’t stand it.

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