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Aww~ Don’t be like that! I’m sure you can come up with one. :yum:

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I need a new Genji. I think mine is deflective.

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Why does the Butcher eat D.Va’s MEKA ?
Because it’s D.Licious.

Who’s Rexxar favorite forumgoer ?
SaMisha.

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why does illidan always eat raw food?
it’s not prepared. ever.

so the other night this divine-shielded ETC walks into a bar, starts a moshpit and leaves.
there was no counter.

why would auriel never date tyrael?
of all angels he’s got the shortest

name, obviously.

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Congratulations, your dad joke seems to have broken Samisha D:

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How good I’m unjokable.

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.Challenge Accepted.

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Q: Why did the beetle lose the game?
A: Because he was A Nub

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Q: Why did Jimmy investigate when he saw smoke coming from ETCs van?

A: Because the steaks were high.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Varian with Whitemayne?

A: Daddy long legs

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what is tyrael’s favorite number? 911

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I had this terrible Tyrael on my team yesterday. He didn’t even use his trait once in the entire game! What a noob!

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Q: Why were the heroes of HoTS shocked when Mei joined the nexus?

A: Because you can only have one Prime Evil.

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I like my topic but I feel awfull for my jokes

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Why is Lucio the worst housemate? Every time you take a peek in the fridge, he gets all defensive like “this is my jam!”

Ever wondered how varian has such a smooth face? I did, so I asked him. He stroked his chin and made a shaving gesture “twin blades” apparently.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lucy
Lucy who?
It’s pronounced Lucy-Ooh

What do you call a man with one of his buttocks removed?
Arthass

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Either WhiteGrey or ManeMane.

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I dont get it :stuck_out_tongue: because of the justice? Damn this must be the king of all dad jokes

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trait ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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That’s how MoonMoon was born.

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Lightgreymane (or maybe D3D3D3).

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