You marry the player above you

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Decided to do an opposite of my thread You divorce the player above you

Why did you choose to marry the player above you?

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i like a good bone to chew on

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Polygamy will abound.

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I hope you know I’m a power top.

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I like me a nice pure orc that I can corrupt!

You will do, come with me to the Felhammer…

Edit: pushes Urakh into the divorce thread a better orc has arrived!

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It’s great. I smack her around with my discarded Old God eyeball, she threatens me with tentacles and fel. It makes for a pretty fun romp.

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Well, it was awkward.
But it all happened in Goldshire…
But know that I’m the one on top.

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I get horrible burns everytime I touch her.

Worth it for that waggle, though!

…hope you don’t mind my plans for world domination. It’s kind of important to me and the work towards it consumes aost every waking hour.

And no jealousy towards Jim! Her and my relationship is strictly professional. I am not into gnomes.

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Because I get to wear cat ears

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Collecting the life insurance claim…

what?

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she knows how to manage a check book. Plus i wont have to be the bread winner anymore. Love it.
trophy wife goblin style.
gostav is a player. undead bone daddy playing with two families.

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Göstav is confused…

skip meh.

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Nooooo, I always wanted to be the villain’s cat :joy:

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pats feet, since she can’t reach your head

Don’t worry your head about it. It’s not important.

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Ooooh.

I am okay with this.

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Thanks. Let’s be happy together, 3 or less :face_with_monocle:

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my hearts been broken!

he dosnt even care about you like i do! look at him swooning over that blood elf!

You have to have a license for those guns! deadly yet adorable

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flexes his guns

It’s okay, Demon. This hunky warrior has a place for you in his heart.

And you can give me cookies.

Orc likes cookies.

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Oh noes! :smirk_cat: my plan. My plan!

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Not a single word I’ve said has been to that silly elf.