Called herself raijin fury but was really a um… cow-ward as it turns out in her own way, she cheated on me and was then um… full of bull. Even the toaster urged a divorce to stop the puns that made even old gods nauseous. /sigh
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The reason? It had to be me, because troll women aren’t put aside lightly.
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I’m getting tired of all these divorces, I’m staying single for now on!
@Penumbrae -Tear I can’t stand this hate, can’t we just have a roll in the hay and call it even …
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She wouldnt put out the silverware. I refuse to eat from a bag.
I am marrying you and the clerks office is going to deny any divorce we may have. so get over here.
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He kept cheating on me. Thats OK me and my demon’s have a plan for him. Oh yeah. 
He cared more about his demons opinion than mine.
She wouldn’t let me pull her tail.
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She would yell at me when I kept unstitching her arms when she slept
Worthhh it 
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She didnt want another dance 
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I wasn’t sticking around to hear the heavy breathing of a Human…Not me NEVER~~~
She was red… I wanted to be blue. So I dumped her like a Naaru in a Sunwell.
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Kept trying to stick tentacles in odd places…
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Never let me stick tentacles in places. You made it weird, not me. It’s perfectly natural and beautiful.
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You tried sticking them in my ears…
Wow, you’d think with all the lack of listening you do with them you’d appreciate the occasional stimulation in the area.
How about drawing the line at the ears? We both know that wasn’t even in the first ten places we tried.
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No, but the nose was… How does that even work?!
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Look it was either the hooves or the tentacles and the choice was yours, you’ve made your slimy…slimy bed now sleep in it.
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Kept having to dust ash out of fur every morning.
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