You marry the player above you

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I realize I’m in the middle of some love triangle (square or pentagon) , cut my losses and head back to my lonely mountain.

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Nope, you bring Dwarvin Ale. Welcome to the Pentagon.

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So is it true that… nobody tosses a dwarf?

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow: there is too much meat on this sandwich … IM OUT!

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He may have a tiny body but he has a giant heart and that is why I married him. /moo :cow:

And I’m not even into guys.

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He’s and real bull in bed. Plus if things go south I can have bbq.

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Look I just want to wear cat ears and be pet. Also tell me all your secrets~

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the shortest one in the orgy isnt the most invious position but your in this dog pile bud!
Ah. i’m gana get banned for that one. worth it though.

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Looks like a couple of people got skipped. I would love to marry you both but I am a little cheap - is it cool if we rent out one venue and just have both marriages take place back to back?

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I’ll conduct the ceremony for free!

While we’re at it, I’ll marry you too!

Looks like it’s another four-way marriage. We’re really into polygamy it seems.

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hands fresh jaw

I got this for you :kissing_closed_eyes:

Edit, our relationship is never boring.

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Me not that kind of orc.

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There were so many replies and skips that i ended up marrying all last 3 just in case.

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The Naaru will oversee the conversion to the correct faith. :flashlight:

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Me not ask. Me tell.

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Hmm. I married him because despite all the strapping muscles and rugged features, his largest muscle of all… is his heart. :hearts:

Or maybe it just happened after a night of one too many. Can’t recall.

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We got drunk and ended up marrying each other, we don’t remember it in the morning.

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Well this is awkward…

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Skip me ok yall!! Im already happily married and do not plan on a divorce…

I just like to come in and read these off the wall threads since they are entertaining…

Yall make me laugh so much!!

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Lol, I love your cheery attitude.

I thought you were just the cutest little pirate I had ever seen.

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