I realize I’m in the middle of some love triangle (square or pentagon) , cut my losses and head back to my lonely mountain.
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Nope, you bring Dwarvin Ale. Welcome to the Pentagon.
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So is it true that… nobody tosses a dwarf?
![:face_with_raised_eyebrow:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/face_with_raised_eyebrow.png?v=6" ":face_with_raised_eyebrow:")
there is too much meat on this sandwich … IM OUT!
He may have a tiny body but he has a giant heart and that is why I married him. /moo ![:cow:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cow.png?v=6" ":cow:")
And I’m not even into guys.
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He’s and real bull in bed. Plus if things go south I can have bbq.
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Look I just want to wear cat ears and be pet. Also tell me all your secrets~
the shortest one in the orgy isnt the most invious position but your in this dog pile bud!
Ah. i’m gana get banned for that one. worth it though.
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Looks like a couple of people got skipped. I would love to marry you both but I am a little cheap - is it cool if we rent out one venue and just have both marriages take place back to back?
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I’ll conduct the ceremony for free!
While we’re at it, I’ll marry you too!
Looks like it’s another four-way marriage. We’re really into polygamy it seems.
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hands fresh jaw
I got this for you ![:kissing_closed_eyes:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/kissing_closed_eyes.png?v=6" ":kissing_closed_eyes:")
Edit, our relationship is never boring.
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Me not that kind of orc.
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There were so many replies and skips that i ended up marrying all last 3 just in case.
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The Naaru will oversee the conversion to the correct faith. ![:flashlight:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/flashlight.png?v=6" ":flashlight:")
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Me not ask. Me tell.
Hmm. I married him because despite all the strapping muscles and rugged features, his largest muscle of all… is his heart. ![:hearts:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/hearts.png?v=6" ":hearts:")
Or maybe it just happened after a night of one too many. Can’t recall.
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We got drunk and ended up marrying each other, we don’t remember it in the morning.
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Well this is awkward…
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Skip me ok yall!! Im already happily married and do not plan on a divorce…
I just like to come in and read these off the wall threads since they are entertaining…
Yall make me laugh so much!!
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Lol, I love your cheery attitude.
I thought you were just the cutest little pirate I had ever seen.
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