I was tired of the raiding, it was a job for too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
Since it stops being much fun, I read the forums in bed.
And in the recruiting column, there was this posting I read -
“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, join our guild , and escape”
They didn’t think about their guildies, I know that sounds kind of mean.
Players of BFA, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So most left to play classic, and we’re no longer comrades.
and though I am no officer, I place these want ads.
"Yes, we like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
We’re not much into health food, but the beer / whiskey domain.
It’s just gotten so damn quiet here, casuals don’t be afraid.
you know you’re likely a dingus, just haven’t joined the brigade.
So we waited with high hopes, for new folk to connect.
Ones with patience and love, so we don’t feel so wrecked.
It’s our own crazy doing, with no focus but fun.
We are always rebuilding, but we’re sure as sugar not done.
Since we like pina coladas, and making toons of all kinds.
All kinds of things, we can plan them, once we fill our baseline.
If you like killing ragnaros dead, or the horde in warmode
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, come join our abode.
guildsofwow dot com / the-dingus-brigade
The Dingus Brigade
Alliance-Greymane-Tanaris
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