🍹 If you like pina coladas- and have half a brain [A]

I was tired of the raiding, it was a job for too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
Since it stops being much fun, I read the forums in bed.
And in the recruiting column, there was this posting I read -

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you’re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, join our guild , and escape”

They didn’t think about their guildies, I know that sounds kind of mean.
Players of BFA, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So most left to play classic, and we’re no longer comrades.
and though I am no officer, I place these want ads.

"Yes, we like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
We’re not much into health food, but the beer / whiskey domain.
It’s just gotten so damn quiet here, casuals don’t be afraid.
you know you’re likely a dingus, just haven’t joined the brigade.

So we waited with high hopes, for new folk to connect.
Ones with patience and love, so we don’t feel so wrecked.
It’s our own crazy doing, with no focus but fun.
We are always rebuilding, but we’re sure as sugar not done.

Since we like pina coladas, and making toons of all kinds.
All kinds of things, we can plan them, once we fill our baseline.
If you like killing ragnaros dead, or the horde in warmode
We’re the love that you’ve looked for, come join our abode.

pst Kiriin#1940
guildsofwow dot com / the-dingus-brigade

:beers: The Dingus Brigade :beers:
Alliance-Greymane-Tanaris

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I both like Pina colada’s, and have half a brain. And also am looking for a guild!

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If you are a quester, come in.
If you are a quester, a maker, a killer,
a key-er, a helper, a pet and mog collector
Alliance or Horde come sit by my fire
for we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!

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With inspiration from Shel Silverstein, The Dingus Brigade seeks a few more family members to share a warm welcome and hearth. Service orientated, we have no game driven goals. Our goals revolve around family and respect. Quietly seeking a few keyers to fill our groups.

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You may search in the forums for the following recruitment threads:

  • Introverts Helping Introverts
  • [H or A] ALL THINGS WOW, CAN WE TRUST YOU?… FOR SHENANIGANS?
  • #tinybutmighty
  • LOOKING FOR LOST SOULS

As our Horde side awakens, they too want some family to love on, pull on, and help others as needed. All our alliance standards apply, and we support a blizzard community channel to help fill the lonely gaps. People to share their lives in a game we love, when we do learn to find our voice. Alliance lives still matter, but right now- Lok’tar Ogar, For the HORDE! We welcome all who think they may fit- on any side. <3

contact via

alliance - greymane-tanaris - Recruiting for HORDE!
message Kirrin#1940 -battletag-for questions or
most online members for ginvite.

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#Warlocks-Against-Paladins

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Bumping because Lusty is such a cool human! :heart:

Gnome! Gnome! go gnome or go home! much more down to earth… or … in the gutter… than humans :slight_smile:

and… I thought forums were … broken… on patch/maintenance days. Do bee doo be doo!
Forum bump shenanagans!

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Great group of people!

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Shadowlands rebuild!!

The Dingus Brigade is a small, casual, laid back guild.
We are service orientated, independent, and really only have one rule-
Everyone plays the game how they need to play it.
If we can help, we will - it’s not always right away though.
We want to get to know you, and that takes time.

Many of us are introverts, veterans, and retired GMs & Officers, but we appreciate having balance of people who love people. If you want progression- we’re not there, but when we get there- it’ll be with those we care about. If you get excited and can’t wait- that’s ok too.

If you need patience, we’re here for you. We are human. Most of us are older, and most, if not all, prefer animals over people.

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We’ll never recruit for numbers or for slots- this does have it’s challenges, but the gems we find are worth it. Thanks for taking the time to look this over (and poking around our other posts, too, if you got this far and were still interested.)

If you want to chat, casually- you can find Kirrin Tues/Thurs & Sundays
message Kirrin#1940 (btag) Kirrin#1313 (discord)

guildsofwow dot com / the-dingus-brigade
alliance - greymane-tanaris

Tired of running with scrubs?
Wish you could raid with the Elite?
Want to get geared for free and have a guaranteed raiding spot each week?
Well, that’s not us, but we are recruiting anyway!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ borrowed with love from Marcthebeard

I heard the guild needs more paladins.

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#heart.attack.
#stroke.
#begone.serverants.of.the.light
#WAP

are druids witch approved?!

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Noodle, here… preparing for doodle, I mean duty! :stuck_out_tongue:

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bump for relaxing, no expectation game environment other than to be nice, and if grouping, patience with others. We’re a very small group of players looking to increase their foundation of core players and online/discord (txt) presence with friends we can ‘trust’ and communicate with. We’re all human, and while everyone can preach no drama- we know that will never be the case because RL isn’t always so easy.

we have a lot of introverts, and our members enjoy a variety of activities. By increasing that core, and strengthening our foundation, we can springboard into other activities. If you want there to be a guild activity, then you will be charged with making it happen- that is part of having zero expectations. We do not want any obligations to take away from our game time and become a barrier to having fun.

No lie, I’d like to have a little more action, but we are herding cats- so … a sanctuary we become, and promote healthy hearts- It’s your game time. It’s important to go after wht you want- whether the dingus can help now or later, or not at all. We can respect that.

personally, I can run 1 or 2 big events a year, and happily [just finished one - “Swim with the Orcas” that I have been anticipating for a long time.

for more entertaining recruitment, check out our introverts helping introverts post <3 and thanks for any consideration.

bump for new subs from black friyay <3