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Playing with my dad has been one of the most wholesomely funny experiences I’ve had.

We leave him alone for 5 minutes on the RP realm in goldshire and of COURSE he gets a lap dance in the inn and a whispered proposition for 1g…

He responds with “No, thank you. I’m a warrior of honor. And no money.”

Edit:
I’m gonna start chronicling this. https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/d0sutb/playing_with_my_dad_has_been_one_of_the_most/

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And with that, my dad’s warrior now not only has a fan club, but is the most famous warrior on Bloodsail Buccaneers.

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I need to add you to my friends list since I’m on there too.

Also here’s some entertainment for you on Hunter Loot.

He did a bad move, but well, I may need to regulate this character to a forum alt now.

Big oof. that’s like… tragedy. A way you could save face is to put in a ticket.

eh, it’s pretty close to being the best options for us, but yeah…oof…

“Wall” and “cheese”: “Am I a joke to you?”

But yes that is generally correct.

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I have zero sympathy for Warriors and Rogues after the nonsense surrounding Thori’dal.

Yeah, I would probably recommend letting melee classes have priority on melee loot, but looks like it was a casual dungeon run with no set loot rules so as far as I’m concerned that Hunter did nothing wrong.

It was a crappy move, but the hypocrisy of half of them just makes me want to roll out of spite alone. Then again, this guy is SV and I’m doing things the hard way on him, once I can play for more five minutes.

Precisely why I’m running MM. Though I did explode a level 32 warlock (3 levels higher than me at the time) that was in the Wetlands. An aimed shot crit with an auto crit with just that little bit extra from a boar charge to finish him off. He couldn’t even sacrifice his voidwalker it happened so fast.

Then there was another dude ganking guys on the road. I put a stop to that. While this warlock managed to use his voidwalker effectively here, it was no matter for the sheer amount of brute force I was able to unload into his protective magics. That undead became just… dead.

I have a few friends leveling rogues in Classic right now. The amount of engorgement that occurs for the growing, turgid members for that sword is surreal… I just got really lucky with the harpoon and it felt “good enough” for me to run with for now.

In other news: https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/d1moia/he_got_his_barbarian_license_story_soon/

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Episode One: https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/d1shsr/krarg_the_barbarian_episode_1_getting_his/

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Oh! Dunno who among you remember him, but apparently Jonke had read the original thread and didn’t know it was me, so when I asked him to help with my dad’s guild charter, he saw the name among the signatures and just paused.
“Wait.”
“Wait ONE MINUTE!”
“THAT WAS YOU?!”

We laughed.

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I’ll admit, I miss Jonke. It’s actually not hard to do.

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He’s a solid dude. He’s playing Classic these days.

And apparently on the same realm as my hunter.

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I have been summoned.

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-in a shoddy WC3 acolyte impression-
Summoning complete.

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I’m on the same realm also. :smile:

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Oh. Derp.

HUNTER GANG.
HUNTER GANG.

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Shenanigans will be had.

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Ah! It looks like my work and home accounts for the forum have synced.

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My dad… He was questing with my sister and they pulled one too many gnolls. I was grouped with them, but I was off doing my own thing. I could only really get a picture of what was going on based on the fact that my sister doesn’t have a headset so I could hear her game sounds.

She keels over and my dad is left fighting. I watch his health just whittling away when finally, “OH! 146 damage!” And then the coin jingle of my sister getting shared money from the loot."

My dad had finished the fight with health in the single digits and didn’t realize it. The fact that he survived just barely and was blissfully ignorant to it had my sister and I, once more, floored at my dad’s accidental competence at playing a warrior.

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