Day #3 as a human male

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

Pulls Fleb into a hug. Remember to wash the flesh of your clubbed victims, before you wear them Dear. You know how picky those humans can be about Hygiene.
smiles and sits on your lap… I’m not a cat but if petted long enough, I will start Purrrrrring

They are picky, but i must follow their way to become one of them.

Mmmm, i like when you purrr, it always make me relax in stressful situation.
/Pet his cute Izzy

[Flebles-moon-guard]

Da? Is it really you?! Why do you look so … so … UGLY! ??? You used to be so rotten and so handsome!

I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere!

MOM!!! DADDY IS HURT!!!

[Raspir-kul-tiras (Raspir)]

This is like a train wreck, you shouldn’t look but do anyway

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

@Flebles-moon-guard

Da? Is it really you ?!

Don’t worry sweetie, daddy was off ‘playing’ with “Uncle” Lucifuge, he’ll be home soon.

@Flebles-moon-guard

MOM!!! DADDY IS HURT!!!

WHAT?!?! Who did this to my bony baby boy? Someone call Junior!!!

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The Amazing Adventures of Fleb (The Fleb Diaries)™
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Day #2 as a male human

Dear diary, on my second day as a basic human male, i had a bad nightmare last night, i was getting chase by some vile goblin in their underwear chasing me with some bear skull helmet, those little fiends can run quite fast. I had to run at mount speed to escape them, I manage to hide myself behind a tree. I though i was safe, until a goblin just came out of from the dirt and spook me! I wake up of this bad dream, telling to myself it only a dream, until I sense something not welcoming. I was g…

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Day #4 as a male human

Dear Diary, i open my eyes from my slumber and there were a eldery woman throwing peanuts at me! I’m not a filthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male having a nap on the street of Stormwind! I hiss at the her like a vile black cat with some really meanie meows! The old lady pick up her cane in the air and ready to smack me and we all know that eldery people can kill monsters with these type of weapon! I get on my 2 feet and i ran away from her, i think to myself that i dont ne…

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere!

Papa! Tell me who did this to you! Let me at him, I’ll get him for you. No one better ever mess with my dad!

[Tinyfleb-emerald-dream]

Well Unka Fleb, I finally broke free of the evil Arthtard’s grasp by dancing on the one mail box in that timeline after you left me alone to die to the Scourge…

I wait you in Goldshire so that I may perfect my mail box skills.

Sincerely,

Your nephew Tiny

[Donalesh-wyrmrest-accord (Donalesh)]

I am 100% immersed in the story of Fleb.

I eagerly await day 4.

[Lucifuge-moon-guard (Lucifuge)]

This family reunion is bringing tears too my eyes. Or that could just be the smell. Either way, I am moved by this sensual feeling.

/tentacleflip

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

I am moved by this sensual feeling.

Sweetie, you are welcome at our home any time. Especially while Fleb is off gallivanting around in his human skin.

Ummmmm, just so you know, I’ll be putting the kids to bed early tonight and we do still have that tentacle oil you left here…

/wink
/wink
/eyelash-flutter
(no there’s nothing in my eye)

[Jórix-earthen-ring]

Dear Diary,

Nasty troll hungry. I catch hunter. Idea eat rocks mouth bleeding.

first aids mouth, handmade club fisher, club head

Entrance big human city guards stop me.

I club head

Saw cat chase after it, pet it, never caught him.

Now I’m sad sleeping.

Hmm, the saga continues

[Raspir-kul-tiras (Raspir)]

And now there’s more of them spawning. This thread keeps getting better

[Dreadmoon-saurfang (Dreadmoon)]

@Fleb-emerald-dream

Those guards start laughing at me and calling me sticky hobo! I couldn’t let that pass on my watch. I have a reputation to keep and I won’t let those pesky guardsmen ruining it! I take out my club and club their head like I did with the fisherman. You would think that their helmet would protect them, but with the amount of muscles in me, i crank those head protection wide open.

Now you know how Topper McNabb feels

[Tinyangry-shadowsong (Tinyangry)]

Waiting with baited breath for tomorrows installment

[Gassavia-wyrmrest-accord (Gassavia)]

LOL.

Go to Westfall. You’ll be a hit there and virtually indistinguishable from the other people sleeping in the fields and abandoned buildings.

[Aevelamue-moon-guard (Aevelamue)]

you still have the spirit of a forsaken it seems i’m sure you will get used to civilized society soon

[Veneris-misha (Veneris)]

Preparing the blight for this problem

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

Da? Is it really you?! Why do you look so … so … UGLY! ??? You used to be so rotten and so handsome!

I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere!

MOM!!! DADDY IS HURT!!!

It’s alright my girl, Dad is alright!

This is like a train wreck, you shouldn’t look but do anyway

8^)

Da? Is it really you ?!

Don’t worry sweetie, daddy was off ‘playing’ with “Uncle” Lucifuge, he’ll be home soon.

MOM!!! DADDY IS HURT!!!

WHAT?!?! Who did this to my bony baby boy? Someone call Junior!!!

I’m fine honey, just had a little accident.

I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere!

Papa! Tell me who did this to you! Let me at him, I’ll get him for you. No one better ever mess with my dad!

I’m okay son, you can put the knife down.

Well Unka Fleb, I finally broke free of the evil Arthtard’s grasp by dancing on the one mail box in that timeline after you left me alone to die to the Scourge…

I wait you in Goldshire so that I may perfect my mail box skills.

Sincerely,

Your nephew Tiny

I dont recall having a nephew timbit!

I am 100% immersed in the story of Fleb.

I eagerly await day 4.

Thank you my friend!

This family reunion is bringing tears too my eyes. Or that could just be the smell. Either way, I am moved by this sensual feeling.

/tentacleflip

Thanks luci mmmm

I am moved by this sensual feeling.

Sweetie, you are welcome at our home any time. Especially while Fleb is off gallivanting around in his human skin.

Ummmmm, just so you know, I’ll be putting the kids to bed early tonight and we do still have that tentacle oil you left here…

/wink
/wink
/eyelash-flutter
(no there’s nothing in my eye)

I see how it is wife.

Those guards start laughing at me and calling me sticky hobo! I couldn’t let that pass on my watch. I have a reputation to keep and I won’t let those pesky guardsmen ruining it! I take out my club and club their head like I did with the fisherman. You would think that their helmet would protect them, but with the amount of muscles in me, i crank those head protection wide open.

Now you know how Topper McNabb feels

Poor man 8(

Waiting with baited breath for tomorrows installment

You shall be pleased 8)

LOL.

Go to Westfall. You’ll be a hit there and virtually indistinguishable from the other people sleeping in the fields and abandoned buildings.

When i get there in my adventure maybe!

you still have the spirit of a forsaken it seems i’m sure you will get used to civilized society soon

Its hard my dear Ave.

Preparing the blight for this problem

Good idea! Must have it for emergency!

[Carissaria-aggramar]

I chase the cat all day and never manage to caught him 8(

Excuse me! I am not a him

Hmmph

No wonder I ran away

[Dreadmoon-saurfang (Dreadmoon)]

I chase the cat all day and never manage to caught him 8(

Excuse me! I am not a him

Hmmph

No wonder I ran away

Good thing he didn’t catch you, I heard he doesn’t wash his hands after going to the bathroom

[Carissaria-aggramar]

Good thing he didn’t catch you, I heard he doesn’t wash his hands after going to the bathroom

/Shudders

Can’t wait for day 4 tho