Day #4 as a male human

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Dear Diary, i open my eyes from my slumber and there were a eldery woman throwing peanuts at me! I’m not a filthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male having a nap on the street of Stormwind!

I hiss at the her like a vile black cat with some really meanie meows! The old lady pick up her cane in the air and ready to smack me and we all know that eldery people can kill monsters with these type of weapon! I get on my 2 feet and i ran away from her, i think to myself that i dont need to run really far since, the woman got old muscles and serious back pain, but i heard a motor being turn on, i turn behind and the woman mount on her little gnomish engineer scooter and she press that gaz pedal.

That 4 wheel machine can reach super high mount speed, i must think fast to not get run over by this crazy individual. A great idea pop in my head, to use a item to unbalance her and fall out of her dangerous vehicle. While running around the district in a ruthless chase like the coyote and the roadrunner in the Looney Tunes, i saw some banana peel laying in a trash can, the plan was set! I will use the banana peel to stop the scooter! I pick up this left over food and lay it on the ground on a turn so the crazy lady won’t see it, until its too late!

Everything follow as plan, the lady run over the banana peel and she lost control of the vehicle and she crash in the Stormwind water canal. I know those water really well during my last infiltration of the city and there some big human eating lobster down there and those creatures will handle the rest. I catch up my breath and decide to go to a inn to hydrate myself with some quality liquid.

During my walk for the inn, i found a lonely gnome sitting close to the dangerous water. It was Really but REALLY tempting to just push him in the water, BUT it ain’t what basic human would do, it would be a waste of a good bait. So i take out my club out of my right pocket and club this cute timbit head. Now he’s asleep i gather some rope and tie him on a stick that it will be use as fishing tool. When he wake up he was over the spooky water and he couldnt call for help until a giant fish swallow him. Now i have my meal for the day! I bring the fish to my secret hideout, start a fire going and eat that beautiful fish after grinding the meat a lot so i don’t need to chew my food with my lack of teeth. Tummy was full and i went to sleep on the muddy floor again.

Thanks for reading my diary and have a good day.

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Whats with all the bold letters ?

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Wait…wut? Secret hideout? Tells us more!

/moo :cow:

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encryption

do you have what it takes to decrypt it

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Please never stop with these. I love your daily diaries Fleb. :heart_eyes:

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(puts out a little tray of cookies for Fleb, his family and his errant undead nephew and Barry Manilow fans)

:cookie:

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Do you live in the hole in the wall by the transmog guys? That’d be a pretty nifty hideout to mash a fish to mush.

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This just keeps getting better.

Slips into Fleb’s hideout, which isn’t hard considering the lack of physical doors, and windows.

hugs him you wouldn’t believe what I fished up from the canals handsome. Standing in the doorway. A bloated old lady with blue tinted pale flesh, holding a cane.

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This reminds me of an ancient Pandaren proverb:

Give pandaren fish, he well fed for one hour.

No give fish, he beat gnome and use as bait in stormwind canal to catch bigger fish, he well fed for hour and half.

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A gnome-stuffed fish? You truly ate like a king tonight!

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Yuck. This is why I stay out of Stormwind. It’s become a dirty hovel for the homeless. Get a job, buddy.

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Coming from an equally homeless hippy, this is :ok_hand:

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RP forums that way —>

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/punts Bojanglz into Fleb’s lair

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Wrong forum, move to the RP side

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This will get entertaining once your family gets here Fleb

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You don’t know me. I own a HUGE treehouse in Darnassus. It’s TREMENDOUS.

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LOL.my imagination got me on the elderly women on a supert up vehicle.

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I are here for you Unka Fleb! I made 32 silver and an assortment of lint, string, two buttons and a swizzle stick from my dancing. And some random Gnome gave me a cookie with sprinkles.

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Use your mind!

Maybe in another diary episode!

It’s not a ez task!

Thank you good sir!

The best timbit, thank you!

i’m not telling my hideout!

You lovely woman, we gonna have to eat that blue thing.

Best way is my way.

Yassss

NO! I’m a free basic human!

Thank you!

GD is my forums, little timbit.

Woah what that!

Nonono!

Plz dont say that!

Glad to make you imagination go wild!

You did a good work day my friend!

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