Dear diary, on my second day as a basic human male, i had a bad nightmare last night, i was getting chase by some vile goblin in their underwear chasing me with some bear skull helmet, those little fiends can run quite fast. I had to run at mount speed to escape them, I manage to hide myself behind a tree. I though i was safe, until a goblin just came out of from the dirt and spook me!
I wake up of this bad dream, telling to myself it only a dream, until I sense something not welcoming. I was getting some warm breath on my right ear and there were a huge furry arm around my chest. My eyes open real wide upon seeing this horror, i turn my head to look behind and there a worgen on my bed. That beast start talking to me in a british/german accent, he was saying that i had better then a dream! Some may not know, i was sleeping in the Goldshire inn and when i went to the bed, i was alone, but now its not the case.
My mind was going crazy, how did i manage to end up in this sticky situation with a wolf man on my bed cuddling me. I have to get out of there, but i must not blow up my cover, so i did a basic human action with this problem. I grab my spicy pepper spray weapon and spray that painful substance in the monster eyes and run away! The worgen was howling at the pain, it was so loud that i could hear it outside the inn.
I run north, to the human city of Stormwind, the guards didnt really care seeing a man wearing only his underwears entering their city. The worgen will hunt my booty, I must stay low for today. In my past, i been hunt down many times, i got experience in this. So i decide to cover myself in mud under the bridge entering Stormwind city and stay there for the day. I will be like that smelly troll living under the bridge that beat people up with a club if they dare enter his lair.
Aaaaaaand… well, my highly trained magical senses, that have giuded me to the esteemed status of Archmage and helped me aid in the defeat of many of the foes of Azeroth have all gone wild, sending my “Look, a loony” sense into overdrive.
![:+1:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/+1.png?v=6" ":+1:")
![:tipping_hand_woman:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/tipping_hand_woman.png?v=6" ":tipping_hand_woman:")