Day #3 as a human male

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Da? Is it really you ?!

Don’t worry sweetie, daddy was off ‘playing’ with “Uncle” Lucifuge, he’ll be home soon.

@Flebles-moon-guard

MOM!!! DADDY IS HURT!!!

WHAT?!?! Who did this to my bony baby boy? Someone call Junior!!!

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The Amazing Adventures of Fleb (The Fleb Diaries)™
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Day #2 as a male human

Dear diary, on my second day as a basic human male, i had a bad nightmare last night, i was getting chase by some vile goblin in their underwear chasing me with some bear skull helmet, those little fiends can run quite fast. I had to run at mount speed to escape them, I manage to hide myself behind a tree. I though i was safe, until a goblin just came out of from the dirt and spook me! I wake up of this bad dream, telling to myself it only a dream, until I sense something not welcoming. I was g…

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Day #4 as a male human

Dear Diary, i open my eyes from my slumber and there were a eldery woman throwing peanuts at me! I’m not a filthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male having a nap on the street of Stormwind! I hiss at the her like a vile black cat with some really meanie meows! The old lady pick up her cane in the air and ready to smack me and we all know that eldery people can kill monsters with these type of weapon! I get on my 2 feet and i ran away from her, i think to myself that i dont ne…