Day #1 as a male human

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Dear diary, my first day as a basic human was quite strange, people didn’t scream at me and running away. The guard didn’t put me in jail and i didn’t get corpse camp by alliance undead hater, it was really a nice change.

We all know what i did on my first day as a male human, I went to the Goldshire inn. When i enter this infamous place, i rip off my shirt, exposing my newly added chest muscles with chest hair. The people of the inn couldn’t handle such a juicy view of man pride. Some swoon away on the floor, others bite their lips and the courageous ones touch my muscular man chest.

I was pleased by the local reaction upon seeing such a masterpiece, but i had to control my urges to not blow up my cover. So i did a basic male human action, i push away my cuties and ask the innkeeper for a room and i went there, suprisely there werent 5-6 people on the bed doing Excellent Roleplay stuff as in the goldshire inn custom. I lay down on my bed all alone and actually sleep, something that undead don’t really do.

I wonder what tommorow await me!

Thanks for reading my diary and have a good day.

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I thought there was going to be a hidden story in the bold words. I was wrong :frowning:

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giggles

I tried that too!

:blue_heart:

And Fleb, you reminded me of Firefly:

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Please keep your journal up to date my scrumptious sugarcane.

/heavybreathing
/tentacleflip

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Random bolding is gross.

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I thought this was a Rastlin thread when I started reading it

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wHaT @bOUt tHis ?

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Move some around and take some out and get uuuuh

:no_mouth:

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That’s brilliant! :smiley::blue_heart:

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Dammit Fleb, stop doing a Rastlin shtick! Disruptive posting styles have been scolded by Ythsy before.

Haven’t seen Ythsy lately…hope he’s okay.

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Yeah i just got bored and i bold random words lol, but your idea is great for my diary #2 tho, thank you!

Lovely!

/heart beat really really fast

It lovely to read and don’t hurt your eyes at all.

Rastlin is a great shaman orc that always bring great advice.

I will add this in my next novel!

My random bolding word did something afterall!

I’m sorry beautiful lady, i will bold my words properly next time.

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Our fair Ythsy quit the forums a month or so ago, if I recall correctly. A sad day.

/tentacledroop

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Wait Ythsy is gone, sadtimes indeed!

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He is posting in the Pally forum

today even…

Which reminds me… you’ll never get the full human experience as a hunter. human male paladin for full righteous glory.

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Aww I didn’t see that happening. That’s sad news.

Herding GD is tough work for CMs though. He lasted a while so that was nice.

I would probably have a mental breakdown if I had to maintain this forum. A few CMs did, didn’t they?

ps. Aww thanks Dj. That’s a perfect place for him with multiple paladins. Paladins aren’t as crazy as GD are they?

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Your stories always excite me, master Fleb. I am tingling with anticipation of what is to come next!

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You would have had more effect if you were a male human paladin.

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You infiltration is meaningless unless you can pull off a Human Paladin.

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OMEGALUL
/10char

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Do not worry dear Fleb, even if people are treating you nicely now, i’ll still treat you like the horde scum you are. I’m not a shallow person that judge by looks. :relaxed:

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