Day #1 as a male human

[Raspir-kul-tiras (Raspir)]

Dear diary, my first day as a basic human was quite strange, people didn’t scream at me and running away. The guard didn’t put me in jail and i didn’t get corpse camp by alliance undead hater, it was really a nice change.

We all know what i did on my first day as a male human, I went to the Goldshire inn. When i enter this infamous place, i rip off my shirt, exposing my newly added chest muscles with chest hair. The people of the inn couldn’t handle such a juicy view of man pride. Some swoon away on the floor, others bite their lips and the courageous ones touch my muscular man chest.

I was pleased by the local reaction upon seeing such a masterpiece, but i had to control my urges to not blow up my cover. So i did a basic male human action, i push away my cuties and ask the innkeeper for a room and i went there, suprisely there werent 5-6 people on the bed doing Excellent Roleplay stuff as in the goldshire inn custom. I lay down on my bed all alone and actually sleep, something that undead don’t really do.

I wonder what tommorow await me!

Thanks for reading my diary and have a good day.

Should have made him a Paladin

[Raspir-kul-tiras (Raspir)]

that’s even worse

[Yesitsmyalt-arathor (Yesitsmyalt)]

Which reminds me… you’ll never get the full human experience as a hunter. human male paladin for full righteous glory.

You infiltration is meaningless unless you can pull off a Human Paladin.

Should have made him a Paladin

Listen to the fine folk. If you main Forsaken, the only true antithesis is human paladin.

/flex

[Mathiis-alexstrasza]

Now I have something to read on Air-Fleb excellent. This is why I came out of the void.

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

My human pally is for another project my cuties. You will accept my male human hunter as true followers of the Fleb.

[Lucifuge-moon-guard (Lucifuge)]

I am not always wrong, but when I am I am glad too be.

/tentacleflip

[Arron-wyrmrest-accord (Arron)]

The Dark Lady shall hear of this, Fleb.

[Lucifuge-moon-guard (Lucifuge)]

You need not worry about I, the Dark Lady.

I promise I’ll go easy on him. For now.

/tentacleflip

[Arron-wyrmrest-accord (Arron)]

Lucifuge’s gender/true identity confirmed?

I feel like I know you so much better now.

How horrifying.

[Lucifuge-moon-guard (Lucifuge)]

Oh my sweet graven raven. Gender is as mutable as my tentacles, as sensual as my desires. All things and nothing are one and the same. My love for you though, is eternal. Always.

/tentacleflip

[Dreadmoon-saurfang (Dreadmoon)]

This post reminds me of a Men’s Cologne advert

https://www.getthegloss.com/media/image/gtg-best-perfume-ads-old-spice.jpg

[Lucifuge-moon-guard (Lucifuge)]

/heavybreathing
/heavybreathing
/heavybreathing

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

/tentacleflip

[Biamart-goldrinn (Biamart)]

Spicy indeed.

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

You need not worry about I, the Dark Lady.

I promise I’ll go easy on him. For now.

/tentacleflip

/Swoon on the floor

This post reminds me of a Men’s Cologne advert

Old spice ads are great.

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

@Fleb-emerald-dream

my first day as a basic human

After all this time THIS is where I find you?!? Take that silly skin off and come home and watch these kids!

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Day #2 as a male human

Dear diary, on my second day as a basic human male, i had a bad nightmare last night, i was getting chase by some vile goblin in their underwear chasing me with some bear skull helmet, those little fiends can run quite fast. I had to run at mount speed to escape them, I manage to hide myself behind a tree. I though i was safe, until a goblin just came out of from the dirt and spook me! I wake up of this bad dream, telling to myself it only a dream, until I sense something not welcoming. I was g…

[Grumbles-hellscream (Grumbles)]

(gives Fleb a little tray of cookies in celebration but not too many or he would ruin is fine muscles)

[Azuremi-proudmoore (Azuremi)]

I can never understood wanting to play a human in a fantasy game.

[Neocleo-proudmoore (Neocleo)]

Lol! Thanks for the laugh!

[Amine-blackwater-raiders (Amine)]

So you mean this has spread to Emerald Dream now… how sad.

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

my first day as a basic human

After all this time THIS is where I find you?!? Take that silly skin off and come home and watch these kids!

Woah woah, since when i engage a orc! And when i have kids!

(gives Fleb a little tray of cookies in celebration but not too many or he would ruin is fine muscles)

Thank you timbit!

I can never understood wanting to play a human in a fantasy game.

I have to be a basic human my dear.

Lol! Thanks for the laugh!

You are welcome beautiful!

So you mean this has spread to Emerald Dream now… how sad.

My words will spread everywhere my dear.