Day #2 as a male human

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE BY CHANGING THREADS?!?

Wait! What is this? Do my eyes deceive me?!?

@Fleb-emerald-dream

Dear d-I-ary, -O-n -MY- second day as a basic human ma-LE-, i had a bad nightmare last night, i was getting chase by some -V-ile goblin in their under -W-ear chasing me with some bear skull helmet, those little -FEI-nds can run quite fast.

My dearest Fleb – I found your hidden message and my heart is racing at the thought of our imminent reunion!

IOMYLEVWFEI

I OLEV MY WFEI

I LOVE MY WIFE

Flebles and Fleb Jr. can’t wait to see you! I believe you now! I know that Lucifloozie and his tentacle flipping meant nothing!

Come home soon, take off that horrible human skin and let me revel in your undead glory. My dearest beautiful bony boy, my fabulous forever forsaken!

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The Amazing Adventures of Fleb (The Fleb Diaries)™
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Day #1 as a male human

Dear diary, my first day as a basic human was quite strange, people didn’t scream at me and running away. The guard didn’t put me in jail and i didn’t get corpse camp by alliance undead hater, it was really a nice change. We all know what i did on my first day as a male human, I went to the Goldshire inn. When i enter this infamous place, i rip off my shirt, exposing my newly added chest muscles with chest hair. The people of the inn couldn’t handle such a juicy view of man pride. Some swoon aw…

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Day #3 as a human male

Dear Diary, I was still hiding under the bridge as a nasty troll, but i got really hungry. I couldn’t catch frogs or fish because i’m not really a good animal hunter. I though it would be a nice idea to do like the orc peons and to eat rocks. Let’s just say that my teeth fell over in the mud after a good bite. I never felt so much pain and my mouth was bleeding everywhere! I apply first aids on myself by applying heavy duty duct tape over the holes to seal the bleed in my mouth. Since we live i…