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What happened when Malthael tried to stop Diablo from ganking the healer?

Not even death could save them from him.

Clearbeard._________

What happened when Valeera stole Diablo’s soulstone?

Nothing yet (but there is hell to pay).

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More like Braxis Hold Em’, amirite?

I’ll show myself out

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Would the best hand be a zerg flush?

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Actually no :joy:
The title of the shortest belongs to izual .

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He’s a frigid mf he’s out anyways.

What did Deckard turn into when Gingerbread Nazeebo cursed him?

A candy Cain.

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What do you get when you combine muradin and abathur? Abathor.
What do you get when abathur takes a singing evolution? Abbathur.
How do you call abathur as DJ? Abathurntable
How do you call soil made from abathur? Abaturf
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What happens when Stitches eats death?

He gets a Malthful.

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What do you call a blind Lunara? No eye-deer.

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What does Murky become when Rehgar uses Bloodlust?

Burzurky.

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What’s Anduin’s favorite power-up?

The Varia suit.

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What kind of mount does a night elf paladin ride?

A lightsaber.

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Tracer is the best choice for a heist, because she always gives the cops the slip…stream.

Why did Dehaka quit playing Heroes of the Storm?
He thought it was becoming a drag

Why was Muradin kicked out of the bar?
He got too hammered.

What is Stukov’s favorite beverage?
A white russian.

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LOVE…

whats a catapult-eating dragon?
def-wing.

Why does deathwing never listen to his teammates?
They call him deafwing!

Varian’s always varyin’ his build

but D.va never d.v.ates.

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