Dad jokes hots version

Leoric walks to the fort.

And again, and again, and again…

(doing it right?)

It’s a bit blunt.

I probably would’ve written it as simply:
“Leoric walks into a fort.”
and had that be the whole joke.

There’s no accounting for taste though. I’m just giving you mine.

Been trying to ask Nova on a date but she just keeps ghosting me.

2 Likes

Do you have to be a real dad? Cause I think Evillious is cheating!

Evillious

You’re jokes are really good xD

1 Like

Why did mom and dad split up?

Because

Kael'thas

came back.

1 Like

You’re all my children. That includes the ones who are older than me.

1 Like

Why does Leoric trust Arthas implicitly?

Because these conspiracies by must be rooted out!

1 Like
for what slot would mike tyson draft Uther?

as brUther.

2 Likes
What does ragnaros do after a victorious battle? Bragnaros
What does ragnaros give to his girlfriend? Ragnaroses
What does ragnaros do when his little kid refuses to follow? Dragnaros
What does ragnaros use to drink A kegnaros
What does ragnaros place wherever he goes Flagnaros
What does ragnaros hate most of all Lagnaros
What does ragnaros eat for breakfast? Eggnaros
What does ragnaros carry? Bagnaros
What is ragnarosses favorite way to prepare meals? Ragnaroast
What does ragnaros do in FPS games? Fragnaros
What does ragnaros have on the internet? Swagnaros
2 Likes

Remember, folks:

When necro-ing a thread, the thread should be of good quality.
This thread’s quality? It’s sew-sew.

1 Like

Why should you refrain from using Divine Palm on an overextended ally?

Because it doesn’t 'Zim like a good idea.

Why is the Butcher broken?

Diablo overpowered him.

1 Like

Blackmane.

Illidan: Where is the girl?!
Stitches: …D.Voured…

3 Likes

Why is Valla so good at addition?

She hyper-carries the 1.

1 Like

How did Nova investigate the deaths of her fellow ghosts?

She called the inspectre.

5 Likes

What would you call it if Kerrigan gave birth to both Artanis and Varian?

Quadruplet-blades.

1 Like

What do the angels eat for breakfast?

Cyrael.

What did Neltharion get for his wife?

A Death-Ring

9 Likes

the raggier the merrier :smiley:

the annual festival of the dragon flights is happening and every living dragon is present, besides Chromie
she felt short.

4 Likes