Dad jokes hots version

Why is Tassadar getting so much attention from a doctor?

Because he needs a good patch.

…Wheymane.

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White and grey are both the same color (equal spread of color), just a diffirent intensity. Blackmane is still an option because of this because who knows if he ends up like illidan?

And yes, nearly all black you see is still not fully black. Science ftw!

I think greymane junior is however going to be the name. Boring name though.

What do you think dad jokes are? Do you think they’re jokes about dads?

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Valerian’s lore is a joke on the blues.
Anduin Wrynn is a joke on the blues.

Varian Wrynn was not a joke for them even though it was funny to us.

Tiffin Wrynn is an inside joke about us having to go to great extends of deception and illusion in order to be able to continue with the lives we want to have without those that were left behind think about us.

It is hard for you to understand this since you are not able to hear people’s thoughts when they think of you.

Not implying that we do.

Adios.

What heros do most noobs play when I carry them?

Kerrigen.


What did Chen tell his nephew when the cops caught him drinking?

Lie,lie.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anduin
Anduin who?
An-du-in the best i can. Stop standing in bad stuff.

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It takes a toll. Like all dad jokes do

I honestly though it was a typo, I thought he meant “bad” jokes. I have a feeling they are one and the same.

Those are dad jokes. Jokes so bad that they are funny to few. Anoying to the rest

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Knock, knock
Whos there?
Mephisto
Mephisto who?
Meh-phist-too big to shove up yo @$$

Can we revive this topic?

5 months later. :sob:

I thought this thread was deleted or something, still as cursed as it was before.

Muting it again.

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :star_struck:

Why does nova has a decoy?
Because she is too sexy for herself

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i’ll give you that! since it’s true. :blush:


why does ana has an ult called eye of horus?
because she lost her eye and that’s her replacement.

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Idk if this one was already told here, but it is the best one:

What do you get if you breed Chromie with Greymane?

A micro-worgenism.

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why do they require age verification when drafting jaina+blaze?

things are about to get steamy inside the bunker.

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Why are the parties hosted by Kharazim and Chen always so silly?

Because everybody’s punch-drunk.

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I think more of having a double date and then you choose which one you liked the most