Sorry for commenting only on select parts, having mostly glanced through the topic, but this one seems good.
Here comes a character with this line:
Then, as if to illustrate the point with a self-demonstrating example, proceeds to swagger:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hearthstone_gamepedia/images/5/55/Mailbox_Dancer_full.jpg
PS This kind of swaggering is quite common, by the way, the forum being rife with this kind of behaviour: ‘I, I’m here, this is I, look at me! Watch my hips moving! Oh, and I also have an OPINION…’ Well, you know the rest… 
But that’s another subject, I guess.