Ye. I acknowledge my insignificance in comparison to the true professionals at debating.
All I’ve done was make one smooth homebrew deck so far. I haven’t said much worth credibility in a while
I’m an unpaid shill, thank you very much
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Did a quick search just for you. 
Well, I’d rather be a redacted-to-avoid-ban than a brainless aggro player who lets their deck play itself.
Good thing this doesn’t exist.
Control players are so smug in their belief of their superiority. It’s honestly sad.
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Aggro players aren’t brainless. If you are getting run over by aggro it might seem that way but they have to make a lot of decisions as well. Do I need to trade here or can I afford to push more damage? What removal or responses does my opponent possibly have? How do I play around or mitigate those? Can I afford to play around them or do I have to commit?
Against aggro, the control player just has to gas them out and out value them until they win. They might face different decisions. Can I afford to develop my board or do I need to play removal? Can I afford to take more damage this turn and hold my board clear for more value? It’s just different decisions from a different perspective.
I’ve tried aggro decks when y’all tried claiming that years ago. Don’t try that BS with me. Got to legend in a week and a half playing mostly drunk off my rear end. Aggro plays itself.
Just play Demon Hunter pirate deck, either you win within 5 rounds or you lose within that same span.
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Which is what makes that deck annoying to play (way too clunky (more so than other fast decks)).
If they get lucky and get captain and the bloody chimp early and their chargers, it’s game over unless you happen to have a board clear in hand.
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Me so big brain. Me play control. Me click yellow card that clears board. Me so smart and big brain.
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Look guys, the purple haired “Inclusive” one is always attacking people…
weird… lol…
LMAO even.
As opposed to your style of play which if course superior in every way.
“Whoa dude I smartest player and bestest cuz i play synergistic 1 drops that do more than 5 drops of a few years ago”
“Oh you can clear board in 8 turns… dang haha you are bad I goodest”
“Somehow you survived 40 damage by t5… whoa bro we need nerfs”
“Yo you bought a 10 mana card haha THAT WAS DUMB CUZ I PLAY 1 drops haha”
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Aggrevane can’t get the joke because he can’t imagine someone not thinking they’re the smartest chad ever
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I’ve had that poor guy on ignore for awhile now. I thought he went away months ago lol
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I think he’s due for another involuncation
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So when I play aggro decks, my intelligence/moral compass immediately shifts to one extreme.
And when I play a control deck, my moral compass/intelligence immediately shifts to the opposite extreme.
OR…
I could be an adult that just likes to play different decks/styles for fun.
I know that breaks the internet but there it is, folks.
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Those that play Demon Hunter deserve to spend eternity in purgatory.
People can have fun they way they want as long as they know you forfeit your right to cross the pearly gates when you associate with that abomination.
what’s so bad about demon hunter
wouldn’t most warlocks or certain death knights (looking at lich king) be even worse
hell even druid has c’thun and warrior and shaman have ragnaros and warrior has deathwing as heroes
fanatical christians/muslims/jews probably shouldn’t be playing this game since it simulates violence and sorcery and demons and stuff like that
Much like the people that invented pineapple pizza it deserves nothing but scorn.
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