You think you do, but you don't

It’s just a meme, bro.

If you ask me, pizza integration is a far more useful thing than Twitter integration.

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Why do the pizzas now are but a husk of what they used to be before? You’ve taken away all the flavor that made each one unique and now they all taste the same.

And part of it will go to your waist.

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Ain’t that the sad and sorry truth?

We will be doing a flavor overhaul in the near future. Pizza will soon have artificial flavor enhancers, which will make them taste even more similar.

My apologies, your Kul’Tiran cheese has been removed. Please accept an additional charge for service fee.

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wait

is that even possible?

What, you never saved your pizza for breakfast and lunch tomorrow?

Beta Fridges are now in the works. Only pizza subs can access. Sub now for stress testing Fridge system.

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I didn’t spend all this time grinding for bread flour to have my crust not titanforge I QUIT.

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the worst thing is, I really was thinking about ordering a pizza lol

DiGiorno’s is like $7-10 in my area, but my local pizza place regularly runs coupons for 4.99 pizza. (They’re large pizza is 6.99, so typically always cheaper than DiGiorno’s).

Considering that, why would I ever pay more for an objectively worse pizza?

It’s loosely the idea behind this thread. If you think you do want something, why not get it?

Domizzard is taking over and customizing and automating the pizza’s lately. It’s making me sad. :frowning:

Do you not all have the Domino’s app on your phones?

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#1 priority, finish pizza
#2 priority, delay sleep if pizza not finished
#3 priority, then you have my permission to sleep
:pizza:

Due to unforeseen bugs, Fridge system delayed until further notice.

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sneakily buys bread flour from the vendor at 20s and posts on the AH for 1000% above price

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Shoot, just when my queue in line was at 100, down from 900…
Opens ticket