You marry the player above you

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Paladin and Priest are pretty compatible at least.

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I do like Dwarves, therefore, we will be wonderful together.

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I want a husband that I can talk down to in a relationship.

/female_belf_laugh

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She said I was stupid and that she liked that in a man.

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Because he’s a fool for love

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I like being gripped tightly with magic.

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Well, I needed a little discipline in life. She wound up being a little too holy, but she’s still divine. :heart:

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It was a weird few weeks.

I shot him thinking he was something I wanted to hunt. He got angry, I got angry cause he dressed up funny, and was expecting hunters to -not- shoot him, we get in an argument, things escalate, it all kinda turns to fuzz after that.

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I already had the kennel downstairs from my last wife. Just seemed like it was going to such a waste.

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Because thicc thighs save lives :heart_eyes_cat: c’mere daddy

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He was the best next thing after a male human paladin.

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Well, her name is the sound I make when I sneeze, so that’s how I got her attention.

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Deus vult.

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I like her hooves. And she gets very interesting when I pull her tail.

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Because I love to also be fabulous.

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They’re short enough to allow for my drink to be placed upon
their head.

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She had me right at “Stop right there, Orc scum!”

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YOU'LL DO WHAT?

Oh, I just wanna know what love is… I want you to show me.

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They look like the imps that I kill, and drain the souls from, but regret afterwards.

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Cause she’s a fabulous Blood Elf and she’s also edgy being the demon hunter that she is. What more perfect partner could I ask for?

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