You marry the player above you

Oh boy… We are going to have some ugly children lol. At least when I die, I know I won’t go to waste :yum:

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She was the “one”

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It’s a kind of magic, with her.

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We have similar interests.

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He brought the voodoo.

They warned me to stay away from the voodoo.

Needless to say, I don’t always make the best choices…

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I am not ok with this.

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Hmm a human female wife? Not bad, Stormwind human females are my 2nd choice after blood elves.

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At this point I am just going to assume I’ve been killed and risen as an undead.

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she pat my head

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I found out, who was leaving me a ton of love letters and roses. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts::sparkling_heart:

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Til death do us part.

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She knew how to conjure the best tacos I’ve ever eaten.

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I mean, he’s a traitor, but I’m a woman that can appreciate facial hair.

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she drugged me, and forced me…
i just wanted too eat my chili fries .-.

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I liked his chili fries

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Are you ok with cheese fries?

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I reckon he wouldn’t break during intimacy.

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Because I’m so deprived of social interaction that I fall for anyone who who would notice me. Turns out she was the only one who did.

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He thought I was a dog and tried to tame me and one thing led to another.

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I was late to the party.

Apparently the steak I wanted got drunk and married someone else before I got here, so I had to settle.

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