Oh boy… We are going to have some ugly children lol. At least when I die, I know I won’t go to waste
She was the “one”
It’s a kind of magic, with her.
We have similar interests.
He brought the voodoo.
They warned me to stay away from the voodoo.
Needless to say, I don’t always make the best choices…
I am not ok with this.
Hmm a human female wife? Not bad, Stormwind human females are my 2nd choice after blood elves.
At this point I am just going to assume I’ve been killed and risen as an undead.
she pat my head
I found out, who was leaving me a ton of love letters and roses.
Til death do us part.
She knew how to conjure the best tacos I’ve ever eaten.
I mean, he’s a traitor, but I’m a woman that can appreciate facial hair.
she drugged me, and forced me…
i just wanted too eat my chili fries .-.
I liked his chili fries
Are you ok with cheese fries?
I reckon he wouldn’t break during intimacy.
Because I’m so deprived of social interaction that I fall for anyone who who would notice me. Turns out she was the only one who did.
He thought I was a dog and tried to tame me and one thing led to another.
I was late to the party.
Apparently the steak I wanted got drunk and married someone else before I got here, so I had to settle.