By married, you must mean there’s a person in my house who wont leave. I was making tacos when she just appeared and every time i call the guard, she pretends to die and they leave.
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Since Hawkens is on the run from the toaster and his chili fries are no longer available I developed a taste for tacos. Plus he’s kind of cute for a devolved troll and I have to admire someone who can punt a Draenei for three points. I look forward to a happy marriage all the way to the divorce thread.
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I wagged my tail, she brushed her hair back and lowered her glasses just like in the movies…slow motion
She bought me a couple peanut butter shots, and next thing I knew we were behind goldshire with a murloc in a elvis wig getting hitched.
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Apple Butter and Applebear . I can’t go wrong with this marriage .
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There’s quite a few polygamous people on this thread 
Mutual feelings on Teldrassil and Sylvanas
It was an arranged marriage I am very unhappy especially how he keeps complaining my best friend burned down Teldrassil…
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Can I skip up a few and marry the cute Panda instead? Her love of peanut butter is endearing.
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Lucky me! 
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That makes one of us. No beard, knife ears. I can see this is going right to teh divorce thread…hic!
I like the cut of their jib!
Im MGTOW I dont get married. Sorry 
Way to break my heart…
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How could I not marry someone who is a lovefool? Besides, he could protect me in PvP, which I am hopeless at . . .except he’s on the wrong side . . .
She described me as devilishly handsome.
poses to the mirror
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What can I say? I found her conceit quite charming.
I like my food spicy.
If she is not dranei I am not interested
Sorry grom you are awesome In your own way
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They married themselves first
I have POWER OVERWHELMING! XD
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