You marry the player above you

Arwena-wyrmrest-accord · September 27, 2019, 7:16pm

It hurts every nights when he gets in the mood. But I like it!

Eithris-doomhammer · September 27, 2019, 7:20pm

because that holy magic makes it burn so good when she lay on hands

Peaceblossom-kul-tiras · September 27, 2019, 7:38pm

I was a little afraid to say no?

Malochai-moon-guard · September 27, 2019, 7:43pm

They say opposites attract -

A living Night Elf Priest + An undead Blood Elf Death Knight

= A match made in heaven, er Hell, er Azeroth!

Midare-area-52 · September 27, 2019, 7:46pm

He broke my heart so many times…

More times than I can remember…

And yet, I can’t help it. I mean, look at him!

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · September 28, 2019, 1:18am

She took my breath away.

Celekolnir-moon-guard · September 28, 2019, 1:20am

Need I say anything? It’s Lovefool. We all want to marry him.

Arwenna-wyrmrest-accord · September 28, 2019, 1:22am

We’re married in name only and to look good at parties. His heart belongs to Lovefool.

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · September 28, 2019, 1:24am

It made for an awkward love triangle.

Penumbrae-sentinels · September 28, 2019, 1:26am

It it comes to triangles, he’s my Pythagoras.

Murgatroyd-lightbringer · September 28, 2019, 1:29am

Maybe we should move this marriage straight to the divorce thread - I’m terrible at sharing.

Alfgerdhr-moon-guard · September 28, 2019, 2:17am

I just LOVE big brawny bears!
Skäl!

Inaibee-shandris · September 28, 2019, 2:53am

After the 12th . We were like: lets get married and we did.

Ugrumag-wyrmrest-accord · September 28, 2019, 5:43am

A woman in a dress with a mallet.

Truly someone after my own heart.

Ravendare-dalaran · September 28, 2019, 5:48am

We’re starring in Azeroth’s newest, wackiest family sitcom, Crossin’ Factions!

Ugrumag: Honey, where’s my axe? I’m going to be late for Saurfang’s rebellion!
Ravendare: It’s in the closet, next to your gnome-stomping boots. And take out the trash before you go.

canned laughter

Asrann-area-52 · November 11, 2019, 9:18am

One too many drinks at a neutral pub, a cheesy pickup line and a woman with an accent always did do me in.

Malochai-moon-guard · November 11, 2019, 2:03pm

I had helped to save her people and I liked her priestly ways. I was sure she could make a better man on my undead soul.

Fenshire-feathermoon · November 11, 2019, 2:10pm

Me liked pretty elf lady so me took as wife.

Antheara-garrosh · November 11, 2019, 2:16pm

Honestly… after the invasion of my planet and 25’000 years on a ship with the SAME guys… an orc seemed… interesting. we dated for about 4 months and then got married.

(what he doesnt know is im expecting. im just hoping it’s not green… after the whole “eternal war against the armies of the burning legion and the forces of fel” my family gets a lil triggered by green… eh… im sure it’ll be fine. but just in case, the first lesson ill be teaching my little mutant is how to bob and weave… grandma’s got a mean throwing arm… so… )

Akyda-moon-guard · November 11, 2019, 3:18pm

I needed someone to shield my pets for me, as a plus her wretched green spawn gives Haiti something to gnaw on.