I didn’t misread his name. It was love at first poot.
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I’ve always been a sucker for tats and the color green. Green looks so tasty!
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She drove me crazy with conflicting desires between being a complete carnivore or a vegan. Wow, talk about the horns of a dilemma. But when we’re cuddled up together on a blanket, watching the stars, it’s perfect.
I wanted a taste of the voodoo, and she seemed to have plenty to spare.
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Ohh a sexy belf, with demon blood to boot! This will be interesting. The horns are a plus.
Hows your 401k looking?
She said her name was Lights but she’s of the Void. Also her beard wiggles funny. This could end up in the divorce thread…hic!
We got married in a drunken moment somewhere near Booty Bay.
It was fun, until in his drunken fervor he mistook the toaster as his drinking stein and poured his grog in it. This of course short circuited the precious toaster.
Toaster is in the shop, and divorce papers are in the mail.
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Cuz we’re gay
Woot a shopping buddy…Ok I have a list and I need to get Christmas shopping done!
Ooo! A marriage of convenience where we both can fool around with whoever we want! Also I like shopping so it’s not terrible!
I married him bc i liked his beard… I must try and cure him of his frisky lil dwarf ways though…
(i like a challenge)
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What can I say? She loves my beard, and I’m not afraid to settle down with a bonnie lass 
I needed a side kick with a great name for my adventures.
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Score! Lovefool. What more do I have to say?
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She asked me to set yak for xmog…
…
I’m a weak man.
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I can’t think of anything good about this human
That glorious beard.
You be thrall, ill be jaina. We can make it work.
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I see that heart’s at level 69, so that’s nice.
(Also human paladins gotta be loaded so CHA-CHING)
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She’s cute and with that name I (wrongly) assumed she was good at fixing shoes or making baked fruit desserts. Oh well, cute works and she can’t hog the bed.
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