Well I was always good at taming fel magic 
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Because I misread his name and thought it was happy/fun/kinky time with demons.
I didnāt misread his name. It was love at first poot.
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Iāve always been a sucker for tats and the color green. Green looks so tasty!
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She drove me crazy with conflicting desires between being a complete carnivore or a vegan. Wow, talk about the horns of a dilemma. But when weāre cuddled up together on a blanket, watching the stars, itās perfect.
I wanted a taste of the voodoo, and she seemed to have plenty to spare.
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Ohh a sexy belf, with demon blood to boot! This will be interesting. The horns are a plus.
Hows your 401k looking?
She said her name was Lights but sheās of the Void. Also her beard wiggles funny. This could end up in the divorce threadā¦hic!
We got married in a drunken moment somewhere near Booty Bay.
It was fun, until in his drunken fervor he mistook the toaster as his drinking stein and poured his grog in it. This of course short circuited the precious toaster.
Toaster is in the shop, and divorce papers are in the mail.
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Cuz weāre gay
Woot a shopping buddyā¦Ok I have a list and I need to get Christmas shopping done!
Ooo! A marriage of convenience where we both can fool around with whoever we want! Also I like shopping so itās not terrible!
I married him bc i liked his beardā¦ I must try and cure him of his frisky lil dwarf ways thoughā¦
(i like a challenge)
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What can I say? She loves my beard, and Iām not afraid to settle down with a bonnie lass 
I needed a side kick with a great name for my adventures.
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Score! Lovefool. What more do I have to say?
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She asked me to set yak for xmogā¦
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Iām a weak man.
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I canāt think of anything good about this human
That glorious beard.
You be thrall, ill be jaina. We can make it work.
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