I randomly started to sing “im blue” out loud with a plate of chili fries and next thing i know da voodoo said it was meant to be…
Like, what happened?
Shes great but i blanked out for a week!
did someone mc me again?
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He has the biggest sausage this side of Goldshire.
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I would like to marry a Nice Friendly Elf or Human or Draenei.
I probably Divorce One if they are too high and entitled or just hates Humans in General.
No, the thing about this forum is you married me by posting under me. So do my dishes, byatch.
Regarding below post: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(laughs to the point of choking)
My relationship with my ghoul just wasnt cutting it, so I traded up
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Yea, this just isn’t gonna work.
/looks over at the divorce thread…
The way she wielded those double axes just melted my heart! -and that is hard to do considering I am a Death Knight! She had a witty sense of humor I just couldn’t resist! I had to add her to my long list of spouses!
Pointy ears and sun kissed hair… never considered myself bi but I guess I could marry another gal.
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A human, I guess I can deal with that. At least she is sporting nice armor. Hey there…
0/
i am afraid of druids be nice pls
Well, with me being a holy healer we had a kind of yin/yang vibe going and, well, when we were in bed, some of the suggestions whispered by the void were um… wow… 
She was already wearing the wedding dress and she just got stood up, so…
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I lost a drinking game, however i won aswell because shes great.
The ales not bad either.
Everyone loves a man who hunts. The pets watching is unnerving though …
A big burly Orc, I hope he never realizes that the reason I settled down with him is to make my anti-orc parents mad.
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A holy woman always has their charms, especially one with a rebellious side.
Doing it from behind isn’t so bad…
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Because she likes it from behind.
Tiny and tight. soft hands and a great personality. Oh… and all the money.
Helped me deal with my daddy issues.