There Hella was, standing in the ruins of Tirisfal Glades. I saw her hair flying in the wind, the smell of dead roses, and decay, what can I say, I was smitten!
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I am randomly in the background with a gnomish boombox to support Malochai and Hella.
(Skip me just here to support a homie get his lady.)
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skipping Berusein as per his request
Blood Elves always have an impeccable sense of style, and at least BE DKās take care enough of themselves that they donāt stink.
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I just couldnāt resist thisā¦
Me not that kind of Orc!
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Me, not that kind of Gnome!
Was reluctant given size and faction differences but then she showed me some gnomish batteries. Oh yeah, this is so going to work.
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ā¦ she begged me. but despite those gigantic teeth, theres a bit of old world charm. plus she reminds me of Elvis for some reason
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When we first met I wasnāt so sure about it. But then she gave me the cutesy cat form eyesā¦
and my heart melted. 
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Cuz she hella fine!! 
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And then I immediately file for divorce, knowing that a marriage formed out of furry love is not for me.
I married him for his succubusā¦
we used to go out before he was killed. ah fond memories, i remember how i used to turn him into a sheep during arguments. heād get so madā¦ but then again what was he going to do?.. he was a sheep. needless to say after he got raised by arthas we kinda had a falling out, given the fact that every time he saw me heād try and slice my head off. but after he came back to sanity and had done his share of murdering, we picked up where we left off. a few weeks later he popped the question over a gnome he just butchered. it was the most romantic thing ever 
i still have the gnome.
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VVVV soon after, we divorced >.>
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I was dead drunk and all in all, she got the better end of the deal 'cause Iām also dead sexy while she is rather homely.
Semper Fi!
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I needed a few body parts for my Minion-- Just gotta wait until heās not looking. 
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We have a long history. She started as my lawyer for all my divorces. Just turned into somthing grand. For once with a goblin it wasnt about the money. But actually wanting to be there for eachother. She knows my past and yet still got together. I know she may have an ulterior motive, but dont we all.
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I kept the Gnomes headā¦
Then I married my man Berusein again!! Great times! Now if we can just get together with the rest of the people we keep marring and divorcing we can have a great wedding party!
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Malochai satisfied my High Elf kink like no other man could. Granted he was a bit cold from being raised n all but those eyes, those beautiful blue eyes.
Appreciate the memories and the trip through the Zandalari lands, friend.
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I appreciated Manlionās expanding horizons, taking an interest in other cultures somewhat or completely foreign from her own.
Whether itās solely for fashionās sake or not, Iāve yet to determine, thoughā¦
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Just loved his warped drives and he came not with batteries but with an entire mostly portable power plant. Gives me a chance to spend time with the old marriage and divorce gang while heās troubleshooting all those short circuits as a result of our erā¦ power coupling.
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