id rather not, too much efort when i can play woW
I like gore and he allows me to mutilate his body and sew him back together.
His screams of pain are exiting.
:3
In the light we are “One”
What more can be said?
Who needs a normal hunter pet when you can have a dumb…cough … I mean a loyal Human Male Paladin getting himself killed…ahem… tanking stuff for me 
He also saves me on my repair bills 
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I may as well save us the divorce papers and give you half my stuff now.
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well at least you have a nice hair color
I have trouble sleeping without a night light. PROBLEM SOLVED.
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I hope you like Bear hugs because I HUG when I’m scared and I’m ALWAYS SCARED!!
Needed more rage
Taylor Swift was out of my league.
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He was very calming and zen.
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Because we can share hair care products.
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Because she has wonderful hair and lovely golden eyes. She was also understanding that I have quite a few divorces that has been happening.
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We got to know each other after I saved him from a possessed Toaster, and healed his wounds. After a few dates we couldn’t be apart from each other. We tied the knot in an epic ceremony, the honeymoon never ends.
Hopefully he will stay with me.
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Well…
I uhh… Have a thing for strong women, that is also nice and appreciate my chili fries.
So few drinks, few dates and introduction to my pet fox. Followed by randomly seeing a direhorn in elwynn forest…
(Hope she does not find out i brought it there…)
We suddenly got married.
Im still trying to by that tavern so i can sell more chili fries.
But mostly yell at adventurers to get out if they diss my fries.
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You had me at chili fries.
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We shared a good plate of chili fires with some beer. It was lovely.
(OOC- wanted to write an epic story over that but im busy at work today. 
)
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I want a divorce.
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=====> its that way.
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I married the person above me. Now I want a divorce.