You marry the player above you

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So… You’re single then?

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You’re cheating on me ??

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So you can master the elements, but can you handle me? :kissing_heart:

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No matter how much brew im given, she always gets my pillar of frost rolling

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The relations are great but the life insurance settlement is better than i expected

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She’s a dark skinned yoga instructor. Plus she had a ton of money for some reason.

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A marriage of convenience for insurance and tax reasons. had to do a prenup though. Didn’t want to pay that alimony when I knew she had the Gold already.

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I demand 4 credit cards and my own house.

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I will get you 5 credit cards and you can share my studio apartment.

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These threads are terrible.

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I’m worried about you, my mustachioed Casanova. Ever since I met you, everything out of your perfectly sculpted mouth is negative. This thread is terrible, there’s too many paladins, etc.

I can’t imagine what makes you so unhappy. Truly hope I don’t have to cash in on your life insurance policy.

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Urdnot Rex ref obviously.

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By the Naaru! We are so easy to find each other in the darkness.

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I find the anatomy of draenei incredibly fascinating. Not to mention, the possibilities for mechanization quite intriguing. However my being a gnome of more fleshy standing, I simply have decided to acquaint you with my vibration setting. :kissing_heart:

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I wanted someone who would look up to me.

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I married her because of her personality, really.

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I wanted to be his pet for life :heart:

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She groomed my kitty ears really nice and I couldnt stop thinking about it after that.

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I like em chunky.

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He is not fat. Just fluffy, Certainly large enough to handle what I can put him through.

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