You marry the player above you

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Met Penumbrae in Goldshire, woke up next to Berusein with a matching ring on my finger. wth?

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I intend to wait until he gets rich and divorce him for half of his fortune.

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She really and I mean REALLY like my wood…I mean tree form

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Nobody gives better pedicures.

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We both follow the light like moths to the flame :wink:

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She’s a butterfly, not a moth. :butterfly:

Dance in the light together!

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But she is half my level…

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we would make beautiful half orc half blood elf babies

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His orc brutality is so sexy.

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NE goodness

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I can legally claim she is dead, and then collect on her life insurance policy.

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I can always settle to make a farm with my own herd of Taurens after my righteous quest comes to in end.

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I was inebriated and reasoned that it would be great for a tax break. Especially to a Human Male Paladin that can also be claimed as a dependant.

:grin:

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What can I say, I got my heart stolen, while trying to steal from him.

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Should I tell the story of our first time we got married or some of our more … crazy situations.

I truly enjoy the first one so here it is.

Down the streets of Dalaran I was back from a mission on the broken isles. Don’t ask which one I really don’t remember. I was relaxing in a nice cafe having a good cup of coffee with a tinge of whiskey in it. I saw Izzabelle off to the side at another table about to eat some berry yogurt type thing. Normally I would let people eat in peace, but I felt kind of bad that she was going to eat some expired yogurt mixed in with rotten fruit. So I simply walked to her table sat down and just simply said: “this might sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.”

She gave an amused smile and got up from her seat to give a kiss on a cheek. “Thank you for telling me.” The look in her eye was murderous. Right as she was leaving to what I assume was to go murder the chef, she took a couple of gold from my coin bag thinking it was unnoticed. At that point I was amused as well so from there I finished my coffee and made my way to follow her. Right as she before she was able to do a back stab, on the cook, I grab her wrist with her blade. “you know if you wanted me to pay for lunch, you could have just asked.”

“But there is no fun in that” was her reply before she twists and swings her blade at me.

I think our fight lasted for a full 20 minutes in the kitchen of that resturaunt before the guards finally came about to attempt to subdue us. I hold up my hands to stop the guards. “Sorry sorry, our disputes get a little heated some days for my wife and I nerves are just frayed because of the demon attacks. I’ll pay for the damages, no harm no foul ya?”

The guards were so unsure of what to do. Horde and Alliance brawls were kind of common after all. So without missing a beat she follows up “perhaps I wouldn’t be so irritated with you if you didn’t jump into that pit full of demons leaving me behind for that. I should really force you to sleep on the couch.”

After about few minutes we talked our way out of getting arrested. Looking like a a actual couple I turn to her “I know a great pastry shop down the street from here.”

“Sure, Ill buy as thanks.” With a bright smile.

“With the gold you stole from me? sounds good.”

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I heard he saved his first wife from expired yogurt. It touched my cold heart, that and he likes pastry, and my thong. Swoon! :blush:

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She is that element that’s missing in my life , and brings light into my life

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He shared my love of going shirtless.

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Something about being a fool in love.

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No way. I only like the green ones. I’m gonna need a divorce.

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