I just married her again to get the highfive then left for greener pastures.
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Aparently my pasture wasnât green enoughâŚ
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So obsessed with fire I meanâŚseriously. My poor kitchen cabinets⌠
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Apparently sheâs a bad cook. All her kitchen cabinets are burned.
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Kept trying to nibble on meâŚnot in the good way. Still have bite mark scars. Tried to tell her we donât regenerate body parts.
Heâs a Male human paladin. Do I need any other reason?
IS a Velf named after a thirdparty KaijuâŚ'nuff said
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I didnât want to try to pronounce his name. He got mad at me always calling him âHey, You!â Then he would zap me with light when I wouldnât say his name. I tried boiling his blood, it got messy, so we broke up.
You see, its not me, cuz im fabulous, its you and i think we should be fabulous somewhere else.
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Raza had a wierd furry kink. It started small and grew to vulpera proportion. So i finally had enoughâŚpacked my ball gag and left
Oh!, said the bald green vulpera, iâm fabulous as i am.
He wouldnât practice the heal spells i recorded for him. Said he was too pretty to watch gnomish devices replay images of me in various stances and positions. So i decided he was too pretty to own that 90b gold mansion.
She stopped sending gnomish devicesâŚI got bored.
I still blame his imps on burning down the house.
She couldnât keep her hands off my beard. Just had to stroke it once every hour. Drove me right mad.
Hey everyone, Iâm a shallow hypergamous gold-digger so marry to increase my social status, so while dwarves in my view have more prestige then humans, letâs be honest the race that has the highest social status in this world are the elves. Elf races are all prim, proper, noble, elegantâŚposh. Only problem is, too much so though, as all the males look like girls.
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Been trying to swap characters since yesterday to change it up a little again. Blizzard wont let me. Previous postings on alts: Liaristina, Rela, Qrysta, Faaline. Few others as well, but canât exactly check.
Found out she was my sister in real life. She was OK with it!!!
Found out he was my cousin, he wasnât okay with it!
Found out he was still into his cousin. I wasnât ok with it.
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