this house was not rated for earthquakes but she really wanted to thunderclap
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I made it obvious from the start that I wasnât to be tied down yet she still started psychic screaming when she found the other elves. And orcs. And tauren. And the troll.
Definitely not my fault.
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Ah woke up blootert yin morninâ wiâ him neist tae me! 
neâer swallyin wiâ a lizard ever again! 
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she wouldnt talk sense.
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sheâs way more interested in wheat than in me what the heck
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I needed one more punch on my free divorce card.
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Qamits got really, really mad when I cashed in her Qiznoâs punch card for some reason.
The sub was delicious btw.
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Tried to steal my gold.
He is an orc, smells like a wet dog
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Refused to speak to me out of aquatic form.
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Always left the voodoo lying around and wouldnât let me pick it up to put away.
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She wanted to keep having these âfox huntsâ with fake guns that fired tiny foam darts. Normally that wouldnât be a bad thing, but she never gave me one to fight back with!
Tanked in her audition for the âgwildorâ part in a movie I was inâŚ. Was cast as skeletor instead but got upstaged my courney cox playing a synthesizer xylophone
Kept ranting about movies.
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I asked for snacks⌠All I got were rocks.
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She got mad when I started chopping down trees to fire up my pit bbq 
Sheâs the yeast of your problems 
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she cared more about the gym then me
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Just didnât want to heal. Instead, you had to keep killing my demons.
I told you, just finish off Teldrassil. We donât need that anymore.
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Sorry babe.
Itâs not you, itâs me
Just kidding. Itâs definitely you.
You got too many demons in your past.
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Thâ clatty jimmy kept soiling mah bedsheets ânâ puking up oan thâ kip ilka morning.
I juist coudnae takâ it anymair!
Ye wur a tairible listerner ye floozie elf!
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