You divorce the player above you (Part 2)

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I caught him doing unspeakable things to Brutas the Cow.

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Every time he snored he kept on accidentally shocking me with lightning.

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I think he detested that I was letting the dreamtalons sleep on the bed. Something about his hair and static electricity? Eventually he told me it was him or the pets.

I’ve never seen a paladin bubble-hearth away so quick

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(funny thing is this is an RP character and he’s very much a pet person who DOES let pets sleep on the bed.)

Skip me. Was just commenting.

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She kept trying to yiff me.

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Her shamanic practices reminded me too much of the primalists.

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He accused me of being a Primalists and kept trying to eat my pets.

I only did what the voodoo wanted.

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All I asked was for you to pass me dat mojo and you just had to mess with the voodoo instead.

How do you mix that up?

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She kept asking for the mojo. Even when we ran out. It was a legit problem…

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Had a shaman main forever and will never play one again so yeah I guess this is fitting haha.

Oh sorry it’s like an RP thing okay umm well she used to constantly say Thrall’s name in her sleep

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She wasn’t a Morning Elf.

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She kept vanishing on me.

How could I be with something, who wasn’t there?

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He never washed the wolf helmet, which was bad enough but when he came in the house in ghost wolf form wet from rolling in the sewer runoff I had to kick him out and burn down the house.

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Kept complaining i fly with her wing pets to much .

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He wanted me to declare him “Aspect of the Bedroom” in public.

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Ironically, would never let us do it Worgen style.

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insisted on something called “worgen style”

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We were talking after dinner and I asked her about that moment when she realized she was avoidable. Her hair got several shades deeper and she got up mumbling something about worgens being available. Since then it’s taken me a week to get the last of the purple tentacles out of the plumbing. /sigh

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There was a thing, stuff happened, and Stranglethorn has a new volcano. She for reasons I don’t understand, decided to blame me and we dissolved from there.

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He promised me ‘Blood and Thunder’ but ended up only giving me an autumn breeze :frowning:

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