I just can’t understand you anymore.
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Don’t believe in divorce, so you’re stuck with little me and my dog kibbles.
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Technically annulled instead of divorced, as they were still married to Waggle the whole time.
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Last Christmas, I gave you a Tree
But the very next day, you burned it away…
This year, to save me from tears,
I think I’ll stay single… 
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I’m a life person, and you’re so dead all the time…
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It’s not me, it’s you.
I demand 50/50 custody on the box of cornflakes
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Eww…gnomes. What was I thinking?
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Uffffff… Goblins.
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Her demons eyed my pets as lunch.
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Primalist!
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Woke up to them yelling at my Hummel figurines lined up in military formation. Something about the promotion they would have gotten if Neltharion hadn’t betrayed them. Called the local spicy wings shop to see if they needed a donation. /sigh
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Troll chicks are nuts. This one intentionally ignored the safe word repeatedly.
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OKAY, FOR THE RECORD. I wasn’t subbed when Teldrassil happened, so my hands are clean on that one. : P
That’s not the face I fell in love with.
Literally. He replaced the old one because it was starting to rot.
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her beautiiful arms distract me and I can’t get any work done
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Wears a MAGA hat beneath helm “make Azeroth Garrosh’s again”
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“But honey”, I told him, “we need those Garroshs to keep our tools in, our wagons dry and, hey! Who doesn’t love a good Garrosh sale now and then?”
He doubled over in pain and screamed something about a moonwell as he staggered out. Several of his pets shook their heads and asked for asylum. /sigh
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I never wanted to go. But she just loved hearing about other peoples’ divorces so much, I knew what I had to do to make her happy.
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Despite our passionate orcish love making, I’m just not that in to you.
After hearing all his stories, I left him for an orc.
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Dude went for an orc. forgot he was married to me. QED
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