Continuing the discussion from You divorce the player above you (Part 1) - #8812 by Dallui-stormrage.
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Ooh, yes! I get to divorce the system! That’s like escaping the Matrix!
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He wants everyone to believe he’s a boss but I only know him as the guy I met with a cool name but even that wore off after time.
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I picked this Gnome up when i had a few too many . We went to her church and got married right after . Never drink and get married . Bad mistake .
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You necroed the 2018 thread and forced it to make a new thread.
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You seem great, but it’s gotta be this way.
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Male
Human
Paladin
Sorry but that’s three strikes. You’re out.
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Has a great Bobbo but has terrible morning breathe
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He totally lost it when I suggested he switch to Head and Shoulders. /sigh
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I shed way too much. All over everything. Think like a blanket of dog fur in the morning on the floor. Also kept tracking mud into the house after digging around in the garden all day. Whoops.
She’s awesome though and tbh it was justified.
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After she was dumped by whats-her-face- I thought I could fix her but alas, her Pandarin cooking was the final straw. Noodle Secrets be Long Forgotten!
It was a time of experimentation that lost it’s flavor along with the bad cooking!
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Dumped due to misgendering. One of those vegas weddings you do when you’re really drunk and think they’re fine and then you get up and get a vegas divorce.
This girl’s walkin’ away after trying and failing apparently to woo someone with her cookin’. Better luck next time…
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She admitted to having a crush on the Deeprun Tram’s rat-kabob vendor TO MY FACE.
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After my 87th comment about her name meaning “light bringer” I found myself waking up in the dark. /sigh
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Was tired of them living in the dark, so I removed the blindfold. They took one look at me and the toaster and ran…
Dang can they run.
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It’s an alternate universe.
IRL me and Izza would never get divorced <3
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I could tolerate a lot in those days. The shortness, the constant yipping and screeching. I tried even though it was a mistake brought about after a night of heavy drinking but in the end I couldn’t stand the constant sneezing and itchy eyes.
Turns out I’m allergic to foxes. Go figure. So divorce it is.
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It was the squeaking every time I hugged her. It was more than my fragile sanity could handle and I just had to squeak by. /sigh
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You broke all of my mirrors! All 25 of them i had in the bathroom! How am I supposed to admire all of THIS without my precious mirrors?!
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He hated my favorite Carly Simon song. He had to go…
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