Was in a horrific accident and the doctors said he was a Gornur. I couldn’t take the pain, so I left.
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Me wanted Sumwun to love me.
But he only want to turn me into zombie 
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I might have said “ohmagogg” a few too many times as he actually got up from his nap and made it as far as the road before laying down while mumbling “divorce, divorce.” /sigh
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I walked in on her singing about blood, sacrifice, and Hakkar as she stabbed a doll that looked like me.
I made the wise decision to leave.
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Because I wanted to marry Penumbrae 
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Never trust a fox
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He held profound mistrust in Kurama, my fox pet.
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My good friend Penumbrae said he was a Gornur. Not sure what she meant by that. Still I emptied the banks and left.
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it was always looking in the mirror had to leave after she installed one on the ceiling in bedroom.
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It constantly blocked the drains with scales and attended these odd “yiff” parties.
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Too white, needs more colorful xmog
Dragoniods DON’T yiff thank you very much
Kept’ “rescuing” me every time I tried to cast Tyrant.
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Tried to infuse fel into my elements.
Purged my post lifebloom clarity clearcasting proc
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Kept on going into Bear spec and hogging the bed. Also, bear breath is atrocious.
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He kept trying to drain my naaru…
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Road jokes were a sensitive issue for her. I still maintain her trying to throw me into a volcano was an overreaction.
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He staggered in dripping with magma and covered in road rash. While not mentioning this was the best he’d ever smelled I tried to cheer him up by telling him some draenei had stopped by asking for him. His wolf helmet’s eyes opened wide and yelped. Gornur staggered back out muttering something about pumice and how it was chaffing him. /sigh
On the bright side, only two more ticket punches from the lawyers and I’ll get the next divorce for free.
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She got mad at me because I traded my divorce punchcard for hers. I had to! She has more punches on hers!
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