You divorce the player above you (Part 2)

He lied to me about being a Druid, and fooled me with his transmog.

The truth was revealed when he bit the head off a fluffy bunny right in front of me them burned down a tree using hellfire :frowning:

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I can’t have grass for dinner ever again

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I was going to keep you around but now that I have spend money on dinner, I’m having second thoughts.

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Wouldn’t buy me dinner. Made me killed 50 boars and none of them had an acceptable cut of meat.

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Kept complaining about his ex.

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Burnt to many holes in the carpet with trying to flame shock and lava burst stuff.

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You moaned the name of one of your demons…and it wasn’t even the Sayaad…

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Had cow pox lips and got angry every time I tried to heal them. /sigh

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penumbrae Penumbrae can never commit fully to the light, always hiding partially in the shadows. :sparkles: :black_circle:

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She kept trying to convert me.

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Whoa! I rate a Pharazon gif? Turning out to be a great day. :smiley:

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It was all going great, until he made a soup out of my pet rocks… AND ATE THEM… The animal…

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Did not appreciate my cooking :unamused:

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I appreciated it, but there wasn’t enough of it.

understandable phrasing, it helps keep the vibe

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Continues to wear the bear hat while indoors.

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Kept wearing revealing clothing in public.

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Such a prude! I like a little more spice in my life.

#breaks down and cries seeing Dal again#

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Iunno…I just kinda…fel…quickly in and out of love with Water here.

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The light was only fair and it seemed like she was holding it back for someone else. /sigh

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