I mean its really kind of harmless sen.
divorce im not into trolls. although those eyes…
Breadwasnotfunny 
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Twinkiesisfunny 
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Th’ goat ate a’ mah tin cans, noo whaur wis ah suppose tae hain a’ mah jimmies? 
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I…couldn’t really understand her
he was found…lacking
also, wait, isn’t that like your thing!? 
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She killed Wags the Dog from the Wiggles and wore his head as a helmet
Poor wags
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She spent too much time entertaining naughty orcs in her dungeon.
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Tried to lock me in a dungeon.
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your totems smell like burnt forests I just can’t handle this “asetic” scent you bring to the household >:c
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I peeked behind the mask 
. 
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Somehow she’s always looking up to me and down on me at the same time with those soul-crushing yellow eyes
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Left him for Pharazon after seeing her mog.
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hey pharazon i think i found something of yours.
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She punted delivery gnomes before they dropped off the packages and as soon as I mentioned her name to customer service Amazon banned me. /sigh
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She tried to cook my pets.
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He accused me of trying to cook his pets after I gave them a bath and it turned out what looked like wolves were actually marmots once I got all the dirt and tangles out of them. When he demanded half of my stuff I had them chase him out of the house all the while he was bellowing "OW! Not again! Down! I’m your ma… OW! OW! OW! " /sighs with a side of /giggle
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I woke her up from her manic delusion. She told me she was some sort of character in a world of warcraft.
I had just come out of a Valheim delusion myself. Couldnt bear it.
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We loved each other more than you could imagine but the addiction to arcwine runied our happily ever after
The helmet never came off.
Never.
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She was always obsessed with taking peoples helmets off, it got really embarrassing
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