You divorce the player above you (Part 2)

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I just can’t handle a relationship that relies on a stepladder

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Zoey gave away my service dog, telling me that I should just use an iguana because we’re both lizards… which… I just…

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Tried to use me as his new service dog.
Ain’t havin’ that.

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Scary Dragon say he loved Magogg.

But then he try eating me!

ME RUN AWAY!!!

AAAHHH!!! :scream:

Oh no, Doggy Lady now want to eat me!!!

NOOOOO!!!

YOU DON"T EAT PEON!!!

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I clearly had too much tequila laaast niiiiight! :notes: Jose cuervo! I’m sorry, but I have a lovely Draenei lady waiting.

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The fact that I have to show up on an alt because I’m so embarrassed by his heavy drinking… this Dranei lady is no longer waiting.

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This thread did seem curious. I didn’t recall seeing a “part 1” , so I was wondering why a “part 2” was around

It makes more sense, now.

I don’t like tequila, I prefer whiskey or gin.

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He was such a Debbie Downer

(PS It’s all about me, not you!)

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My hubby is into whiskey. I’m into gin. I just bought a bottle of Maharani. It’s an infusion of cassia and nutmeg mace, sourced from a women’s farming co-op in Kerala. The women’s co-op is what sold me. It’s even more interesting, because it’s made at an Irish distillery.

https://www.rebelcitydistillery.com/maharani-gin/

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I like Carly Simon but she played Dallui played only her favorite song over and over while tossing out all my Little Debbie snacks calling them a downer. Decided to see if Sendryn and Cursewords have an extra glass. /sigh

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She was way to much into commercialism and spam. I don’t know anyone who likes a spammer. Divorced? Heck, never even got through the first date, walked out.

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She tried to turn my elementals into sheep.

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Dude snores. Loud.

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He was having an affair with Breadisfunny.

I found this not funny at all :angry:

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She was way too emo to handle. Always talking about death and decay…

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She was way too normal to handle. Never talking about death and decay.

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I loved him only for his money and his mojo :wink:

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Of course I left her, every time I turn around…

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smells like a tree

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Wasn’t a fan of the company she kept

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