Well just wait till you find out who is below you and next up in the divorce line. Sheesh Cal, a worgen and a vulpera? Somethin’ you want to tell us?
Edit: Divorcing you for your refusal to wear pants. We’ve been over this, if they can make them fit worgen and everyone else, you guys can figure it out too.
I was drunk when the Vulpera and I got together. It didn’t last long.
He be tellin me he was the loa of love. Turned out he just havin an identity crisis.
It never does 
I just…can’t keep cleaning your litter box Copperfur. And the half eaten mice everywhere? It’s over. v_v
Over breakfast I asked her how she became the dominant Annia. I’ve never seen dual wielded forks before and in a fury she forkedstormed herself out of the marriage. /sigh
She didn’t appreciate my singing of Rick Astleys never gonna give you up.
Or when I sang the sugar sugar song loudly in my boxers.
divorce was his idea. i’d never divorce a human stud muffin like Hawkens
She kept comparing me to her ex.
I heard that Hawkens came back, so I had to make sure I was free and available.
She was way too obsessed with Hawkens.
Wouldn’t stop talking about her ex’s obsession with something called “Hawkens”.
My Therapist warned me not to jump back into the game so soon.
Too green. Maybe if you were blue skinned…
Was to environmental whining " don’t step on the plants watch where you breathe fire " and don’t get me started on all the feathers or fur around the place . 
Kept trying to clean up by setting everything on fire
Doesn’t like fire…I can’t express just how dumbfounded I was. She didn’t even think my holy flames were enough to keep us warm at night. So dumb founded in fact that I had to edit this post 3 times.
Was too obsessed with fire.
That damn fur! and I’m tired of one style! 
He confessed to me saying he’d ‘kissed an Abomination and he liked it’.
That just wasn’t on 
Dreadmoon seemed nice for a while and I went to great lengths to be considerate of her and her needs… but one day I found her eating the incredibly hard to find Teldrasil brand hickory smoked Kaldorei jerky that I’d camped the Black market auction house for.
I tried explaining how hard to come by it was, how we couldn’t just go out to smokywood pastures and get some more and she just kept eating and didn’t leave me any dammit!