He didn’t take it so well when I told him “he’d make a fine handbag” as a compliment 
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She didn’t make him into a fine handbag.
It would of been perfect for going out in valdrakken.
And would of cleared up the skies of the flying gecko who keeps making messes on roofs…
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Put a collar on him to be my pet and sent him to obedience school
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He got drunk and tried to encourage my dragon mounts to revolt against me.
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He has divorced half the forum at this point. Definitely a “it is not me, it is you” situation.
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He was tall and handsome, tall and strong, tall and well, cursory about everything related to the marriage.
The real deal breaker was the shedding. At first I appreciated the garden shed but then came the utility shed, the mount shed, the tool shed and the varmint shed (don’t ask). I was shedding tears at this point and divorced his tall… well… /sigh
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We couldn’t divorce, because we couldn’t find anyone in the cosmos willing to marry us again… I blame the toaster.
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For arguing over the correct way to spell ISABEL
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All she wanted was chicken nuggets
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She wouldn’t stop talking about her crush on Arthas.
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A’ she wis is a world o’ warcraft symbol, hee haw else!
such a dissapointment
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Couldn’t stand the accent
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My fire elemental burned a tree in the backyard and next thing I knew I was being attacked.
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I was minding my own business burying someone else’s treasure in my back yard. When Gornur leapt over my fence and came running back into my life. Like literally I didn’t know an Orc could move that fast.
Sadly he ran out of it just as quickly. As a rather charred and irate tree also leapt over the fence screaming “For Teldrassil.”
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She stole my heart, literally!!
Now I’m a heartless monster!!! 
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She said she was a heartless monster and I didn’t believe her.
Turns out she was indeed a heartless monster.
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He wouldn’t accept that I wasn’t that kind of orc.
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All the lightening…reminded me of Razegeth…that didn’t work out either.
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just the chaffing of the scales…i mean i have fur which helps, but god the chaffing from a rough night just became too much … plus that lizard smell making the house smell like an aquarium
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We have less smell than a dog…sheesh no wonder it didn’t work out lol