The fur ball wasn’t house broken.
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Refused to wash my socks.
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Where security a huntard got into the forum 
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Apparently Neltharion made these guys in a barn. We had a 4 bed 3 bath. Three…
I found that burning the house to the ground, was the most effective method to clean up the mess.
“I have a type. Help me.” I said to my new therapist.
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I was too neat and tidy for her. Apparently she has a type.
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She mistaken me for her pet one too many times so i buried her weapons on her .
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Her farts were fel scented and I couldn’t do it anymore.
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He was a connoisseur of flatulence and would stick he’s wolf’s helm in people’s backsides as they passed by. He was impervious to correction, even when tapped and scolded with a mace wrapped in newspaper. The threat of a bath sent him scampering away. You’d think I’d learn. /sigh
On the bright side, one more divorce with him will qualify me for the deluxe edition which includes free parking at the divorce cliffs and access to the divorcapult.
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She never shared the catapult…
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I wanted him to use at least the pandapult or the battlepult but nope, only the catapult. I’m just not that interested in classic chili fries. Heck even Stacks made dragon’s breath chili. /sigh
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She had an affair with the mailman.
He kept going to costume parties dressed as a wolf. Never told me what went on there.
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Dude’s a literal cow.
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He wouldnt accept that i knit only on tuesdays.
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He knitted itchy shirts and insisted I wear em instead of my comfy shirts.
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He tried to tame my pets.
They always come back to me, always. 
I succeeded in taming his pets and he didn’t congratulate me. This was never going to work. He can see his pets every other Saturday though.
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He’s a ‘Richmon’ who worshipped Jani and collected so much junk that it covered the entire place.
I told him either the junk goes or I go. 
He kicked me out of the house and to add insult Jani began 'heck’ling me 
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Accused me of being a hoarder and Jani worshipper just because I kept a few old things. She screamed “Never again!” as she ran out of the house.
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Clean up the cave and burned all the junk then made him take a bath 2x a week all he did was complained because i blew smoke rings .
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