The poopshack was 90% raccoon carcasses. I wanted a 100% poop poopshack. So, off to “divorce cliff” with this one.
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She thought she could waggle better than a draenei lady…
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She pull the boss, and loot my two handed sword:
https: //imgur. com/a/kPhmGk0
I always wondered why he wore a diving helmet to work, then I discovered he was having an affair with a Naga 
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Her eyes started glowing white and she started chanting some stuff about Ellune.
I mean I’m a druid but I don’t mess with the Night Warrior.
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He shed his hair all over the house and wouldn’t clean it up.
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We were about to go to our first social affair together and they asked how should we be introduced? I suggested “A wing and a prayer?” They facepalmed so hard I think they broke a claw on one of the horns.
“Seriously, are you trolling me?” They growled.
“Not until tonight.” In an exasperated flurry of wings they soared over the divorce cliff and out of my life. I guess it just didn’t scale well. /sigh
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I told her i was not feeling good and she told me " to put a lime in a coconut and drink it up " .
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She be tearing up da pillows and pee’in on tha mattress.
Bad doggy get a good kick out da door!!! 
One word.
Shoes!
Not enough essential oils to help with that odor.
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I used her chaos nacho cheese to paint demon Hunter tattoos on me and put a bathrobe on. When she got home from work I ran into the room and opened up the robe dramatically and yelled I AM MY SCARS.
She didn’t find it funny so I left out of embarrassment.
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chuckles
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They threw me out because i kept hearing voices. (Accidentally replied to the wrong person. Lol)
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She tried to sacrifice me. I subsequently lava blasted her in the face and bolted.
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Too much zug zug. And not enough snu-snu.
But the eyes were… delicious…
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Kept staring at my eyes and licking her lips while holding a fork. Stuffed her in the divorce cannon and launched her over divorce cliff.
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Tried to stuff me in a canon, so I thunderstormed her into the canon.
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It was doomed from the beginning. I’m a cat person.
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They claimed to be a cat person and did walk around on all fours fairly well but the wings sticking out the back caused havoc with lamps, decorations and anything else as she’d pretend to mark corners. Still, taking a bath together was really nice.
Unfortunately, the litter box issue and who had to empty it ended things. I will never get the image of them perched in the litter box out of my mind. /sigh
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It was super embarrassing that every time I wanted to give her a hug or anything I had to find something to climb on or be picked up. The growing distance between us just became too much and we decided it was best to seek other companions
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